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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes the Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Sun"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes the Cat"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Here comes the cat. (doo doo doo doo)
And she will scratch,
Your eyes out (da da da, da da da, da da dadadadada)

Little kitty,
It’s been a long time since your vet trip
Little kitty,
It seems like years since you’ve been there

Here comes the cat
And she will scratch
Your eyes out (da da da, da da da, da da dadadadada)

Little kittle,
You had a fit and scratched the vet bad
Little kittle, her arm was so bloody it’s sad,

Once she got home (da da da, da)
Scooped litter and phoned,
My lawyer,

Cat cat cat scratched her eyes out
Cat cat cat scratched her eyes out
Cat cat cat scratched her eyes out
Cat cat cat scratched her eyes out
Cat cat cat scratched her eyes out

Little kitty,
The vet is slowly healing
Little kitty,
The vet is suing me in court

Here comes the cat,
She's getting fat,
Meowing.

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