Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Spank Your Ass"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Spank Your Ass"

Parody Written by:

Beatle Baby

The Lyrics

This is about the most hateful and hated lowlife on this planet. Ever hear about the scripture verse where Jesus talked about winning the world but losing your soul?

FEBRUARY 9, 1964

(*Ed Sullivan sez: This next act is a new sensation and they came all the way from Liverpool, UK to perform for us tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - THE BEATLES!!!! *)

(*now the TV cameras focus on the Fab Four*)
(*teeny girlies start screaming now*)

(*here's where John's and George's guitars start kicking in *)
(*Paul starts playing his left-handed bass guitar and Ringo hits the cymbals with his sticks*)

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something
You better understand
When I hold that magazine
I'm gonna spank your aaaassss
I'm gonna spank your a-a-aa-ass
I'm gonna spank your ass

Right now, look at me
I'm gonna be your slut
Right now, drop your pants
I'm gonna spank your butt
I'm gonna spank your a-a-aa-ass
I'm gonna spank your ass

And when I swat you, you say, 'Mama, would you?'
It's such a feeling that I know
You can't hide
You can't hide
You can't hiiiiiiiiiide
(*girls' screaming gets even more intense as the Fab Four spins their Mop Tops!*)

Yeah, you tell me something
You're submissive to me
And I'm like your daughter
I'm gonna spank your aaaassss
I'm gonna spank your a-a-aa-ass
I'm gonna spank your ass

And when I swat you, you feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that I know
You can't hide
You can't hide
You can't hiiiiiiiiiide
(*girls' screaming gets even more intense as the Fab Four spins their Mop Tops AGAIN!*)

Yeah, I'll tell something
You better understand
When I hold that magazine
I'm gonna spank your aaaassss
I'm gonna spank your a-a-aa-ass
I'm gonna spank your ass
I'm gonna spank your a-a-a-a-ass!

(*teeny girlies screaming again, applause and cheers from everybody else in the live studio audience*)

(* The Fab Four now bow their heads as a 'thank you' gesture. Practically all British rock stars do this. I've seen them - from Genesis, Pink Floyd, Jeff Lynne's ELO, Bryan Ferry, Nick Lowe, Def Leppard, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Rolling Stones, even the rough-and-tumble Motorhead *)

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