Worthless hack DiCaprio
Froze to dea-ea-eath, amid panic,
When he sank aboard a boat
Called the RMS Titanic.

Hamish Har-ding billionaire,
Liked to go-o-o exploring
So he sailed from Newfoundland
In the tourist submarine,

They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,
They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,

Kathy Bates was all aboard
Titan sank to the ocean floor,
And the media's field day,
da da da da, da da da da

They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,
They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,

Full steam ahead, Mister Harding, full steam ahead
Full steam ahead it is, Cameron
(Cut the cable, drop the cable)
Aye-aye, Hamish, aye-aye
Oops

Following James Cameron’s path,,
'Til they found a sunken scene
Then they died beneath the waves
In their tourist submarine

They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,
They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,
They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine,
They all died in a tourist submarine,
tourist submarine, tourist submarine