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Song Parodies -> "Trump"
Original Song Title:
"Help"
Original Performer:
Bealtes
Parody Song Title:
"Trump"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Trump, the Alt Right Savior
Trump, Ain’t no one lamer.
Trump, Evil hall-of-famer,
Trump!
When he was younger, he wasn’t no ‘Nam draftee,
Instead his dad gave him 400 mill. tax free.
But now those days are gone, he’s now the President.
Even though he’ll be impeached he still might win again.
Biden can you beat the evil baby,
The past 3 years have just been way too crazy.
If he’s reelected we’ll have slavery.
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
And now our country’s changed in oh so many ways
We have mass shootings everyday courtesy of the NRA.
Democrats have got to get their act together quickly,
Or else Trump will take us back to the 13th century.
Trump for all your crimes you’ll go to prison
Then no one will do anymore butt kissin’
Don’t worry, Melania, you she won’t be missin’
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
When he was younger, he was such an evil baby,
Then he grew up and groped every single lady.
But now those days are gone, he’s now the President.
Even though he’ll be impeached he still might win again.
Biden you’re the one to save our country,
We don’t want a wall like they had in Germany.
We don’t want Greta Thunberg to be bullied.
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
That sleaze, that slea-ea-eaze ohh!
Trump, Ain’t no one lamer.
Trump, Evil hall-of-famer,
Trump!
When he was younger, he wasn’t no ‘Nam draftee,
Instead his dad gave him 400 mill. tax free.
But now those days are gone, he’s now the President.
Even though he’ll be impeached he still might win again.
Biden can you beat the evil baby,
The past 3 years have just been way too crazy.
If he’s reelected we’ll have slavery.
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
And now our country’s changed in oh so many ways
We have mass shootings everyday courtesy of the NRA.
Democrats have got to get their act together quickly,
Or else Trump will take us back to the 13th century.
Trump for all your crimes you’ll go to prison
Then no one will do anymore butt kissin’
Don’t worry, Melania, you she won’t be missin’
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
When he was younger, he was such an evil baby,
Then he grew up and groped every single lady.
But now those days are gone, he’s now the President.
Even though he’ll be impeached he still might win again.
Biden you’re the one to save our country,
We don’t want a wall like they had in Germany.
We don’t want Greta Thunberg to be bullied.
Swing states, please don’t vote for that sleaze!
That sleaze, that slea-ea-eaze ohh!
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Ugh. I get that you needed a Democrat to fit the line, but Biden? Warren, Sanders, or Gabbard, might have worked here. Don't like traditional polling techniques. Stolt has changed my mind.
Well it's still early, but Biden seems the most likely. We'll see.
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