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Song Parodies -> "Little Old Lady With Schizophrenia"

Original Song Title:

"Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Old Lady With Schizophrenia"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

It's the little old lady with schizophrenia!

!It's the little old lady with schizophrenia
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!
She had it in for you
The first time she seen ya.
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!
She listens to the voices
In her head.
And they all tell her
They want you dead!

And everybody knows
There ain't nobody meaner
Than a little old lady with schizophrenia
Though she weighs under a hundred pounds
She could whip Mike Tyson in the second round.

It's the little old lady with schizophrenia!

It 'a lost cause trying to restrain her
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!
No device known to man
Can long contain her
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!
Although you try your level best
She can't be confined to a Posey vest.

Best watch your back
Or she's liable to bean ya
That little old lady with schizophrenia
Can wield her cane like a Samurai sword
She's the terror of the Geriatrics Ward.
It's the little old lady with schizophrenia!
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!
(No Granny! Whoa Granny! No Granny, whoa)!

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Royce Miller - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one
The Beach Boys - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
We did not sing this. Jan & Dean did.
Kristof Robertson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Despite the oops! with the original artist, this is a classic, PMS! Loved the bean ya/ schizophrenia" couplet. 555
Dee Range - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Very funny, and don't worry about the mistake. I did the very same thing yesterday
Rick C - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothin but fives for this! Very clever and funny!
John Barry - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What Rick C said.
Melhi - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!
Scrawny Johnny - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
The problem is that Jan & Dean sound exactly like Beach Boys, and for the longest time, I always thought it was the Beach Boys. Oh, the voices in my head say "great parody" by the way.
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This one earned the fives, but I defy anybody to give somebody named "PMS" a lower rating.
PMS - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliments everyone and the corrections I have trouble remembering my own name much less who sang what. Sorry. Scrawny Johnny, I sometimes can't tell the diff between Mexican Mariachi and Polka music either. Michael P, You are a wise man. I often live up tp my initials.
PMS - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the compliments everyone and the corrections I have trouble remembering my own name much less who sang what. Sorry. Scrawny Johnny, I sometimes can't tell the diff between Mexican Mariachi and Polka music either. Michael P, You are a wise man. I often live up tp my initials.

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