Shouldn't it be Bice that we all vote for
He can really sing a rockin' song
And shouldn't it be Bice to win the contest
With his hair so dark and thick and long

Y'know that he could be so very handsome
If he didn't look like Char-lie Manson

Shouldn't it be Bice to get a contract
Not the Sooner chick named Underwood
You must admit that he's a better singer
Even though she sure looks awfully good

I could spend all night staring at her hips
But he has really earned our I-dol worship
Shouldn't it be Bice

Maybe if we all just dial his number on the telephone
Then we'd make the feelings of the rockers in the country known
And that sure would please us
Voting for Jesus
Isn't that Bo Bice

Y'know it seems the more we watched this season
The songs he sang were even more puh-leasin'
And so that's the reason
To cast a vote for Bice