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Song Parodies -> "Little Loose Tooth"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Loose Tooth"

Parody Written by:

A.Brann & K.Porter

The Lyrics

A song about poor dental hygene
Well I'm not brushing, much but don't put me down
Cause I've got the loosest set of teeth in town
When someone comes up to me I don't even smile
And if I ever had to sneeze, man, I know teeth would fly
It's my little loose tooth, how many more have I got?
Just a little loose tooth, my dental hygene's nill
My jaw may be a flappin, but my teeth are standing still
Ambisol, it brings relief when my gums are sore
I think my teeth are about to fall out on the floor
It's my little loose tooth, how many more have I got?
I've got the gingivitus gums with a few open sores
And if I bite some jerky, man, it makes me roar!
And if that aint enough to make you lose your lunch
There's one more thing, I got the stink breath daddy
There aint no wonder why all my teeth turned green
Because a roll of dental floss is something I've never seen
My dentist gets bent out of shape, and he says with a sneer
That I'm the worst case he's seen in all his years
It's my little loose tooth, how many more have I got?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Newfoghill - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, clean, the tune complements the lyrics. Why is pain the well-spring of humor?
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...great job
Royce Miller - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
good title and idea
2Eagle - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Every dentist will bless you for that.
Michael Pacholek - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Newfog: If you don't know from reading this one, I suggest "Tooth Bitin' Decay," "Pronged Thumb, Ooh!" and "Aching Back." And that's just from my own demented repertoire. You know the old saying: "It's funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious! As long as the someone isn't you."
Adagio - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely work, A & K....just watch your spelling and punctuation and you'll go far!! 555

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