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Song Parodies -> "It Shouldn't Be Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"It Shouldn't Be Rice"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

It shouldn't be Rice: the bitch is colder
Than ice, and most things she says are wrong.
No, it shouldn't be Rice; she should be tethered
In a kennel, where mad dogs belong.

You know that things would be a whole lot better
If pussies in Congress didn't abet her.

It shouldn't be Rice, Bush ought to shake up
His cabinet and get some folks who
Don't just roll over and bark at his pleasure
And have some guts and principles too.

Unhappy times for four years will be spending
Because the harpy's mindset won't be bending.
No, it shouldn't be Rice.

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true'
That she will not get confirmed and we will get somebody new
The world won't be harried
By this inept harpy.

Wouldn't it be nice?

The more I listen to her squawk in a fit,
The more I understand, he doesn't know sh*t.
She's a f*cking dimwit.
It shouldn't be Rice.

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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

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Ravyn Rant - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Then you'll join with me in a cheer for Senators Boxer and Kerry, the only ones who voted against her. This was a good effort, I liked it. But - Vi T Riol? Vitriol? Vi, that's even better than Ravyn Rant. If I were wearing a hat, I'd tip it.
MrMacphisto - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO... that was f***ing hilarious.... good job...
Charlie Decker - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice pacing, nice passion.
malcolm higgins - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of the condo. poor taste I think.. if you can do better, lets see your name on the ballot
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome to the Blue State Resistance Corps, Violet! I hereby commission you as a Second Lieutenant. A few more like this, and you'll make First Looie in no time. Let's face it: Janet Jackson, who played Condi on "Saturday Night Live," is more worthy of the job than Dr. Rice... What's she a doctor of, anyway? If she's so damn smart, how come she signed on with this moron? She plays the piano, and he fiddles while the world burns!

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