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Song Parodies -> "Little Surfer (But Not Tonight)"

Original Song Title:

"Surfer Girl"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Surfer (But Not Tonight)"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Although this began as a full parody, a new copyrighted melody,
chords and arrangement have been written.
1: Little surfer, where's the sun?
Where's the ocean? Where's your fun?--
To your computer you have withdrawn,
but not tonight.-

2: Little surfer, with your mouse,
never ever leave your house.--
Those countless hours you sit and browse,
but not tonight.-

Tonight, we're taking you out on the town.
If you lock the door, then we'll just knock it down.
Tonight, we're freeing you out of the Net
that's trapped you inside, that's gone to your head.

3: Little surfer, here's your chance:
Break that pattern, laugh and dance.--
Then, in the morning, back to your trance,
but not tonight.-

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 23

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   20

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Ontarion - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the Beach Boys. Liked your idea, not sure the Beach Boys would. Perfect pacing on first half of each verse, but not an easy match on the second half. Not sure how the bridge would go, but realize you re-wrote the whole song.
CatChat - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. Maybe I know more than a few people stuck in the Net.
Bernd Bridges - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I've been in that trance a couple times myself.

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