Why's my PC freeze?
I wish I understood Windows,
Software just really blows, oh, can you say re-install?

Shoddy PC's canned,
Optical fiber with a broken strand,
Screen keeps scrolling above,
With this pop-up from a real dumb spam.
Down goes my Windows,

I moved ya, and shaked ya, didn't mean to break ya,
I screwed ya, I bombed ya, just like that Osama,
It's fried-o from GIGO, maybe why it's so slow,
Resources low,
They get bad fast, what makes the fix so slow?
Mic-ro-soft really blows,
Reloadin' my Windows.

My P-C's weak, it's such an old antique.

There's no drive space free,
An unprotected regristry,
My oh my, gone awry, those little bits are history.

Spammed from some web site,
Emails won't transmit right,
My screen be lookin' awry,
I'm not a logical COMPAQ guy,
What's wrong with my Windows?

I moved ya, and shaked ya, didn't mean to break ya,
I screwed ya, I bombed ya, just like that Osama,
It's fried-o from GIGO, maybe why it's so slow,
Resources low,
They get bad fast, what makes the fix so slow?
Mic-ro-soft really blows,
Reloadin' my Windows.

This port's so limp, it makes my bandwidth gimp.

They can suck my nose,
I just erased all my Windows,
There's just one way to go,
Thinkin' now MAC's on the ball,
I'm done with Bill's Windows.

I moved ya, and shaked ya, didn't mean to break ya,
I screwed ya, I bombed ya, just like that Osama,
It's fried-o from GIGO, maybe why it's so slow,
Resources low,
They get bad fast, what makes the fix so slow?
Mic-ro-soft really blows,
Reloadin' my Windows.

I moved ya, and shaked ya, didn't mean to break ya,
I screwed ya, I bombed ya, just like that Osama,
It's fried-o from GIGO, maybe why it's so slow.

Ooo I'm really now quite done with these Windows.