We come on the Albatross, to learn how to be our own boss
Around the coast of the country we did roam
I had to climb high, got into a fight
Well, I feel so broke up, I want to go home

So hoist up the 'Tross' sails
See how the main sail sets
Call for the Skipper ashore and let me go home
Let me go home, I wanna go home (yeah yeah)
Well I feel so broke up, I wanna go home

One guy he got up-fed, shot a dolphin in the head
The skipper had to put it out of its misery
Skipper Sheldon, why don't you leave me alone? (yeah yeah)
Well I feel so broke up, I wanna go home

So hoist up the 'Tross' sails
See how the main sail's set
Call for the Skipper ashore and let me go home
(Let me go home)
I wanna go home
(Let me go home)
Why don't you let me go home?
(Hoist up the 'Tross' sail)
(Hoist up the 'Tross' sail)
I feel so broke up, I wanna go home
(Let me go home)

The poor cook with no daughter swallowed a lot of water
And then I got trapped in a fast-flooding room
The ship's going down
Now I'm gonna drown
This is the worst trip I've ever been on

So hoist up the 'Tross' sail
See how the main sail sets
Call for the Skipper ashore
Let me go home (let me go home)
I wanna go home (let me go home)
Why don't you let me go home?