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Song Parodies -> "Little Loose Toupe"
Original Song Title:
"Little Deuce Coupe"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Little Loose Toupe"
Parody Written by:
Rod Worden
The Lyrics
Name witheld of course, but I know a funny guy, Gary Clark, who's been part of a long running game he plays with friends when out in public. If they spot a fellow sporting a hairpiece, it is the responsibility of (whoever's turn it is) to walk up to that person, engage him in conversation, and sincerely compliment him on the piece. Since I am ill, I find this humorous. And I think, maybe there's a story here.. (And maybe not. But as long as you're here, you may as well read this clunker.)
Little Loose Toupe
Well I'm out struttin' I'm the bad guy in town
And I've got the coolest pile of hair stuck down
When people come up to me they stop and they smile
And then say "Hey, that toupe looks real, Jack--
What fit and what style!"
It's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I got)
Just a little loose toupe for my shiny pate
It may look a little feral in its boxed-up state
But slap it into place, hope the breeze don't shift
She may slide around some, but she'll never lift
She's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I bought)
It's got the flap-retardant pomade, greasy curls hangin' out
Kinda feels like a pig butt where the dreadlocks sprout
And if you're wonderin' how a rug could be so hip--
There's one more thing--I got the skunk strip, daddy!
And heatin' up the road in my cruiser car
I pass the folks like mad and toke my fat cigar
Crank the sunroof open, feel the wind rippin' by
Feel my little loose toupe suck away, I cry--
AAHHGH!! My little loose toupe!--now you know that I'm caught!
(Little loose toupe, whatta rat nest ya bought!)
She's my little loose toupe--primo piece so I thought!
(Little loose toupe in the road, a flat spot..)
She's my little loose toupe--such a deal that I got!
Well I'm out struttin' I'm the bad guy in town
And I've got the coolest pile of hair stuck down
When people come up to me they stop and they smile
And then say "Hey, that toupe looks real, Jack--
What fit and what style!"
It's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I got)
Just a little loose toupe for my shiny pate
It may look a little feral in its boxed-up state
But slap it into place, hope the breeze don't shift
She may slide around some, but she'll never lift
She's my little loose toupe--you don't know what I got!
(Little loose toupe, you don't know what I bought)
It's got the flap-retardant pomade, greasy curls hangin' out
Kinda feels like a pig butt where the dreadlocks sprout
And if you're wonderin' how a rug could be so hip--
There's one more thing--I got the skunk strip, daddy!
And heatin' up the road in my cruiser car
I pass the folks like mad and toke my fat cigar
Crank the sunroof open, feel the wind rippin' by
Feel my little loose toupe suck away, I cry--
AAHHGH!! My little loose toupe!--now you know that I'm caught!
(Little loose toupe, whatta rat nest ya bought!)
She's my little loose toupe--primo piece so I thought!
(Little loose toupe in the road, a flat spot..)
She's my little loose toupe--such a deal that I got!
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A clunker this ain't. Much better than the original.
I agree. You're evil, of course, but this is good.
Thanks back to two of my favorite writers on this site.
Comb through your window, brush aside, pate shows the light of the moon.
Some very good word images created here - feral, pig butt, dreadlocks. Clever parody, Rod.
Neat story. How does a pig butt feel?
Glad you didn't keep this one under your hat. 555
Hi Michael, John, Adagio, and Jan, thanks for stopping by! You are all prolific contributors to this site and I appreciate your comments. Michael: Huh? Jan: I almost did! Lightweight as this is, you'd think I just rattled it off. I wish I could say that was the case! I could NOT make this sucker work. Right now--I think it stinks! Maybe I'll get a chuckle down the road... Adagio: Wiry and greasy! John: Check out my comment on your "American Pie" and reply if you feel like it, I'm interested in your viewpoint.
Now that was funny! I especially like the "flap-retardant pomade" and "pig butt" lines.
Thanks, Mari!
See? You made the list, now you can find your titles at a glance. May be coming to Placerville/Tahoe in 2 weeks. Let you know.
This is a fiver across! Hilarous indeed. Right on Rod! Got more in your head comming?
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