Well she got her daddy's phone and she's yapping at the hamburger stand now,
Seems she forgot what she ordered, doesn't matter, laughing loud as she can now,
And with her yammering blather goes yakking just as fast as she can now,
And she will YAP, YAP, YAP! till her daddy throws the cell phone away--
**(echo: yap, yap, yap till her daddy throws the cell phone away..)

Well we all can't stand her 'cause she walks, looks and talks like a twit now,
**(echo: talks like a twit, a most bona-fide twiiit..)
Just like a hog-calling yell-off and she's just flipped another big fit now,
**(echo: flipped a big fit, another big fiiit..)
And with the ringer amped up, she answers, "Hey--ya hear that super fine hit now?!"--
**(echo: what a super fine hit, a mighty fine hiiit..)
And she will YAP, YAP, YAP! till her daddy throws the cell phone away--
**(echo: yap yap yap till her daddy throws the cell phone away..)

{instrumental break}

Ah well you knew all along that everybody's thinkin' you're the hot chick now,
**(echo: thinkin' you're the hot chick, the very hot chiiick..)
And not the clueless ignoramus on the phone with a fat head so thick now,
**(echo: fat head so thick, so empty and thiiick..)
But dad will rip that phone away and throw it through a window pane like a brick now,
**(echo: through a pane like a brick, a most worthy briiick..)
And you won't YAP, YAP, YAP! once your daddy throws the cell phone a-way-ay-ay--
**(echo: yap yap yap once your daddy throws the cell phone a-way-ay-ay,,yap yap..)