Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)"
Original Song Title:
"California Girls"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
Well Paris may be rich
But she has breasts like an eight year old
And the tabloid girls are ridiculous
Like J. Lo and Anna Nicole
The hip-hop dancing club girls
Well their music drives me mad
And religious girls with the way they act
Everything that you do is bad
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
She's got the perfect body
And her skin is oh so white
She dresses in black 'n' drives a Cadillac
And her hair's a big beehive
I watch her movies every night
I worship her on the screen
Can't believe what she does with those tassels
Wish everyday was Halloween
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
But she has breasts like an eight year old
And the tabloid girls are ridiculous
Like J. Lo and Anna Nicole
The hip-hop dancing club girls
Well their music drives me mad
And religious girls with the way they act
Everything that you do is bad
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
She's got the perfect body
And her skin is oh so white
She dresses in black 'n' drives a Cadillac
And her hair's a big beehive
I watch her movies every night
I worship her on the screen
Can't believe what she does with those tassels
Wish everyday was Halloween
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
I wish they all would dress like Elvira
I wish they all would act like Elvira
I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
You know, it is amazing what she did with her tassles in her first movie. THAT is talant!!
Let's hear it for Cassandra Peterson! Harrrrowwwrrrr.....
http://www.elvira.com/
http://www.elvira.com/
Grrrreat one! Purrrrrrfect score all the way.
Don't know the reference, but I love the original, so I thought I'd check it out anyway. Nice job.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beachboys38.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1787
