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Song Parodies -> "Kay Bee Toy Store"

Original Song Title:

"Sloop John B."

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kay Bee Toy Store"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

We Go To Kay Bee Toy Store
My Little Sister & Me
Around Christmastime We Did Wrong
Was Shoplifting Said I Was Sorry
Well I Feel So Terrible I Wanna Watch TV

So I Put On Finders Keepers
They Were Giving Away Prizes
And I See An Ad For Kay Bee Toy Stores
Kay Bee Toy Stores
Kay Bee Toy Stores
Well I Have To Go To Kay Bee Toy Stores

In The Ad I Saw Were Children In A Workshop
Dressed Like Toy Wooden Soldiers
Like Santa's Elves
What Are They Saying Or Doing?
Well I Have To Find Out What Are They Saying?


Then I Watch Double Dare With Marc Summers
Then I Saw The Same AD Again
Kay Bee Toy Store
What Are They Saying In The AD?
It's All Harvey's Fault You Talked Over It

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

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Michael Pacholek - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
What song are you parodying here? 'Cause this sure as hell doesn't match "Sloop John B"!
Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing is not THAT bad. I only had a little trouble following what this was about. But the chaos in it at least made me smile a little, so, yes I vote 2 instead of 1 for funny too. :-)

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