Catch a Weave by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Catch a weave, and you’re flitting all over the world.

Just listen to the greatest con around.
(Catch a weave, catch a weave) Protect women from alien bounds.
Those who don’t weave, just radical war hounds
I babble on, turn around, and rant.
That’s all there is to this very fertile brain dance.
When you do the weave, you’re flitting all over the world.

It’s not a fad, I’ve been doing it so long.
(Catch a weave, catch a weave) All the MAGAs fawning so strong.
They said I couldn’t do it for so long.
But then they eat their words like Hannibal Lecter,
Driving a garbage truck through the fake news erector.
I just catch a weave, and I’m flitting all over the world.

Catch a weave and I’m flitting all over the world.

Just take a lesson from a pro weaver boy.
(Catch a weave, catch a weave) And get yourself an Arnold Palmer club.
But just don’t stroke it like it’s a toy.
Get a Big Mac from me this afternoon,
And train your guns on the Rino baboons.
‘Cause when I catch a weave, I’m flitting all over the world.
Like JD, I’m on top of the world.
When I catch a weave, I’m shittin’ all over the world.
I’m way up above, on top of the world.
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