Jackin’ off, jackin’ off
Dummies gonna shut it down

It started in the House where nitwits reside
Douchebags, dorks a$$holes with brains fried
Yeah, a fool-infested cadre acting like 13-
Year-olds having tantrums and who ain’t been weaned

Jackin’ off, jackin’ off
Govvy gonna shut it down

Declinin’ numbers, those who cerebrate
Getting nothing done except to masturbate
This cadre’s blight, many dicks got voted in
Lots of 4-3-5* belong in the bin

Govern these fools? How?! Power trip and ego.

Stupid mad dogs are whining like FiD’oh!
Yes, this fool-infested cadre’s really startin’ to blow
A pest distraction highly out of touch
Divest ingrates, spurn their pasty putz’s putsch

(Seriously out of tune instrumental)

Peddling a store full of Aid to drink
Many of 4-3-5 are unable to think
Their thoughtless plan: destruction of your neighborhood
We got a fool-infested legislature that is no good

Shut ’em off, shut ’em off
Dummies gonna shut it down
Cut ’em off, cut ’em off
Dummies gonna shut it down
Nuts who’re off, nuts who’re off
Dummies gonna shut it down