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Song Parodies -> "Ford P.O.S."

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Ford P.O.S."

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I got the idea of the name Ford P.O.S. from Men In Black with this quote: "Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S."
Ford P.O.S.
That's a big hunk of junk
Ford P.O.S.
Swear, I heard something clunk

Well, There's no bragging rights when I come into town
See me pulling up in a huge exhaust cloud
My car shakes, it's sputtering, whenever I drive
There must be some loose springs, I'm lucky I'm still alive
It's my Ford P.O.S.
Damn that engine is hot!
(My Ford P.O.S.)
(Yup, The engine is shot)

It's my Ford P.O.S. and there's oil spills
Drivers will flip me the bird it's the same old drill
Distorted and diseased it's smokes and it roars
There are no hot babes flirting but they just can't ignore
It's my Ford P.O.S.
Cushions starting to rot
(Ford P.O.S.)
(Yup, The side door stays locked)

Hear my steering wheel crunch and it's quite hard to turn
And you can't roll down the windows but the heater will burn
My car will huff and puff on every hill it skids
This jalopy is really good at sucking...

It stalls at traffic lights making people mean
And it blows right through gallons of my gasoline
It rusts through the paint and it's bird poo smeared
When I'm out chugging I should be your fear

It's my Ford P.O.S.
It's a big hunk of junk
(My Ford P.O.S.)
(There are rats in the trunk)
It's my Ford P.O.S.
And it smells like a skunk
(My Ford P.O.S.)
(Tons of dents that are sunk)
It's my Ford P.O.S.
It's a big hunk of junk

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Patrick - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Mine was a Chrysler. Flip a coin to decide if it will start or not. Saw a real Mini Cooper stopped on the highway yesterday afternoon. Would hate to have to look for parts for one of those.
Jonathan - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
yeah! chevrolet all the way! 5's
James - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
My first car was a yellow Oldsmobile, and it was a LEMON. My second was a Ford Futura. It was 2 cylinder so it wasn't First On Race Day but it wasn't Figure On Repairs Daily either. It delivered the goods, took me to Canada and back a few times. Well done. However, if you really want to see a POS look at a Yugo. Exporting those junkers was banned once the genocidal Yugoslavia breakup wars erupted. Yugo cars ceased in production only after YUGOslavia was extinct. Go figure.
Rex - May 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Many years ago my nephew had a Ford P.O.S. -- so much so, he actually bought a second one to strip for parts as they went bad on the first one. I'll be sure to pull off the road if I see you coming :-)
Max Power - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Lol, so it's exactly what I thought it was, a piece of *gets punched*
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, I hope it wasn't a Pinto, there's nothing worse than a car that's likely to blow up on you. This topic may have been done many a time, but you still kept it fresh all the way through. 555!
Agrimorfee - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
The unusual (for you) title sub doesnt have the same kind of rhythmic smoothness the OS title gives---see what a title like "My Ford Drives Like Poop" would have been like? Just a thought, but anyway the verses did pass the JD Power & Associates mark of quality and workmanship. :)
Matthias - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: Yeah... But I really want to work the Men In Black line in there.
Blaydeman - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wasn't one of your best but still solid (that says a lot about the rest of your catalog). I thought it was fun, and I can relate to the subject matter. I guess my biggest thing was that it was all very generic. There were good rhymes and perfect pacing, but nothing really stood out to me as extremely special. Just another crappy car rant. I was surprised you didn't take it to an extreme (that's your usual M.O. and that's what I love about your stuff.) I don't know, I guess I really wanted this to blow me away, but it didn't. It was really good though.
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
My gut reaction was the same as Blaydeman, not one of your best, but that doesn't make it bad. No, I don't own a Ford so I wasn't offended :)
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...This made me smile. :) My first car actually wasn't so bad...little reliable Toyota...but I drove my NEXT car, a semi-embarrassing Geo, until there was a literal hole in the floor and dirty slush would come through the floor boards in the winter. I would NEVER put up with those types of car shenanigans today! This parody, though...I'll put up with it again and again! Nice work!

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