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Song Parodies -> "Kansas City Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kansas City Girls"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

Every since my surgery back in May, a lot of my basic functions have diminished. Luckily a few are starting to return, including a fleeting desire to write parodies again. A variation of the first line has been floating around in my head for years. Now, with too much time on my hands, I decided to see where it led.
Well, East Coast girls all strip
They'll shed their clothing on a dare
And the Southern girls, when the weather's hot
They run around completely bare

Those California honeys turn out perky, tan and cute
They like to greet you wearing just a smile
Dressed in a skin-tight birthday suit

They're never going to be Kansas City
I wish they all could be Kansas City
You never get to see Kansas City girls

They say in France, no underpants adorn les mad'moiselles
It's such a visual treat as they stroll down the street
And cavort au naturel

I've been up and down the State Line Road
And there isn't much to view
Because the bathing suits that are all the rage
Grandma wore in Eighteen Ninety Two

Their skirts all sweep the floor, Kansas City
Their sense of fashion's poor, Kansas City
They're covered in chadors, Kansas City girls

To watch them ain't much fun, Kansas City
They stay out of the sun, Kansas City
Just like an old-school nun, Kansas City girls

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Randy Hearn - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Fits well, nice and bouncy! Good one!
Puto - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
They got some crazy taste in clothing there
Their thighs never see the sun
Porfle Popnecker - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun and nicely-written.
Barry J. Mitchel - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Patrick, do you mean KS or MO? KC, KS would have been the town visited by one of the "boys" who sang "Kansas City" in the musical "Oklahoma." Its women were notorious then, but they were always indoors. So maybe you're looking in the wrong places for female skin. 5s
Peregrin - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's 5 of each type for you Patrick!
Rob Arndt - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back Patrick. I emphathize and sympathize b/c I am slowly dying and was hospitalized in May as well. Had a hard time re-connecting to life when released. My parodies are all over the place as far as topics are concerned but I like the Superhero stuff and my lighter materials. it's an election year so a lit of political parodies now and often Third Reich material b/c I specialize in it. Anyway- 555! Get better. I wish you well :)
AFW - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun theme, catches the feeling..
Patrick - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
People are always getting the two Kansas Cities confused. In the Prohibition days there were saloons and gambling joints that straddled the state line, especially in the stockyard district. The police were paid off, so they never showed up at the same time. When the saloon keepers knew which squad was coming, they could just move their booze and their slot machines across the line painted on the floor. Not long ago, a major convenience store chain tore down a building that was in Kansas and rebuilt it in Missouri, where the gasoline and cigarette taxes are significantly lower, and they could sell 5% beer and liquor, which can only be sold at heavily regulated liquor stores in Kansas. Historical note: Kansas City, Kansas was named after Kansas City, Missouri in order to take advantage of east coast investors who didn't know one city from the other. The correct name for the community should have been Wyandotte.
Tommy Turtle - October 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the link. This was fun and funny. "Racy"? Hardly, these days. Great subs and images. But what about the song, "Kansas City", by Fats Domino and others, with those "crazy little women there"? ;)

Here's $555 for a vacation to the warm waters favored by turtles, where standard beachwear for young ladies consists of dental floss and two Band-Aids™.
Peregrin - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment
SOLD!!! Party at Tommy's place!
Patrick - October 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I did do a parody of "Kansas City". Guess what it was about?

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