Song Parodies -> "Guatemala Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

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Original Performer:

"Guatemala Girls"

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The Lyrics

If I had know about Amiright back in July, I would have submitted this tribute to Arnold and his mischievous ways back then. But I didn't ...

Well, the Kennedy girls are hip
I really dig the status they yield
And that Shriver girl with her lack of fat
She keeps me from straying too far afield
The bodybuilder groupies
Really make you feel allright
And the Hollywood tramps with
The way they tease
They keep me groping day and night

I wish they all could be Guatemalan
I wish they all could be Guatemalan
I wish they all could be Guatemalan
Girls!

Well, the Latins have the macho culture
And the girls all act so sweet
I dig a sense of discretion
About my cheating ways
To keep me safe from Maria's heat
I've been all around the Hollywood sets
And I've harassed all kinds of girls
But I can't wait to get back to the manse
Back to the sweetest girl in the world

I wish they all could be Guatemalan
I wish they all could be Guatemalan
I wish they all could be Guatamalan
Girls!

I wish they all could be Guatemalan (Girls, girls, yeah I said )
I wish they all could be Guatemalan (Girls, girls, yeah I said)
I wish they all could be Guatamalan (Girls, girls, yeah I said)
I wish they all could be ..

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