Oh, I love the shiny new badge you wear
And the way you sift for bomb dust in my hair
Ah! Hear the snap of that rubber glove
And that tingling in my loins, could it be love?

You're stirring up wood vibrations
With intimate palpitations
Arousal from new sensations
(Turn, cough, cough, examination)
I'm shedding my reservations
(Ooh, grope, grope)
Releasing me from frustrations
(Stroke, squeeze, stroke)
It's open air masturbation
(Grab, pull, jerk)
Just short of ejaculation
(Ooh, ah, ah, stimulation)

Close our eyes
We're somehow closer now
Love your smile, we are two of a kind
When I look at your thighs
Together we're alone in the world

You've moved me to contemplation
Of changing or-i-en-tation
I'm off'ring reciprocation
(Odd, odd, configuration)
To hell with the regulations
(Nude, nude, nude expectations)
Our bodies in wild gyrations
(Squeeze, suck, grab)
I'm getting an education
(Thrust, thrust, thrust, exert-ation)
(Pelvic synchronization)
(Bang, bang, bang)
We're shouting out exhortations
(Public, pubic relations)

Ohhhh
(My, my, my jubilation)
Don't care where, but I'm flying there
(I'll forgo radiation)
(Joy, enjoy, manipulation)
(Ooh, my, wow, whoa)

Wanna keep those quivering erections
A happening with you
Gotta keep on changing directions
And happening with you
Switch my life-style selection
Our happiness

Ohhhhh
Wood, wood, wood, wood vibrations
(Ooh, grope, grope)
I've undergone transformations
At TSA pat-down station
It's time for my termination

(Allahu akbar!)

DETONATION!

(Fade out to sounds of explosion, followed by screams, shouts, shots, sirens)