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Song Parodies -> "Philly Cheesesteak Girls"
Original Song Title:
"California Girls"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Philly Cheesesteak Girls"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
I live 8 miles from South Philly....I know.
Well the west coast girls are dips
I don’t care for their fake chests and dyed hair.
And the Brooklyn girls with the way they walk
Tightest jeans on a shapeless pear.
The South Beach brainless airheads
Just can’t hold their liquor right.
And Canadian broads with their hockey sticks
Appear toothless and not so bright.
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.
They get their steaks from Geno’s and
They’re the best that Philly’s got.
With onions and cheese on Italian rolls
A Steakfest served piping hot.
The grease rolls down their arms
and then they lick their fingers, sweet.
With a wink at this guy from that tender Ribeye
Always melts me in my seat.
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.
I wish they all could be Greasy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Geno’s Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Sexy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I don’t care for their fake chests and dyed hair.
And the Brooklyn girls with the way they walk
Tightest jeans on a shapeless pear.
The South Beach brainless airheads
Just can’t hold their liquor right.
And Canadian broads with their hockey sticks
Appear toothless and not so bright.
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.
They get their steaks from Geno’s and
They’re the best that Philly’s got.
With onions and cheese on Italian rolls
A Steakfest served piping hot.
The grease rolls down their arms
and then they lick their fingers, sweet.
With a wink at this guy from that tender Ribeye
Always melts me in my seat.
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak,
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak Girls.
I wish they all could be Greasy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Geno’s Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Sexy Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
I wish they all could be Philly Cheesesteak
(girls, girls, girls yeah I feed the)
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You had me at "The grease rolls down their arms and then they lick their fingers, sweet..."!
Thank you, and your name is truly accurate with the subject matter!
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for choosing Geno's over Pat's. I mean, come on, that's like choosing Villanova over one of the Big 5 schools that's actually in the city.
OK, ok, MP, BUT Geno's was necessary for the proper pacing! Agreed?
This just in....Geno's 77, Duke 54.
More breaking news...Geno's 78, Pitt 76.
I definitely love Philly Cheesesteaks, but I get mine from Charley's (a national chain) or a converted camp trailer located in front of a liquidation store called "Wheeler Dealer" (of which I am a frequent customer) in my hometown. I agree that Pat's is better since they originated the cheesesteak and I have been told about the place, but Geno's is the only one that I can think of that would fit into the pacing, as the author said. I've never been to Philadelphia, but I might go someday because of the culture and history associated with the City of Brotherly Love, not to mention the good food. Here are some 5s.
Thanks Andria, appreciate the 5's and the thought on the pacing. Philly is indeed historical, but if you visit please wear a bullet-proof vest!
No suprise here...Le Bec Fin 83, Geno's 69. Oh well, back to the grill of melted slop.
been workin at genos 4 ten yrs, they have BEST QUALITY STEER RIBEYE N BEST BREAD!. my boss is at work 7 days a week 2 make sure customers get the BEST!. he supports the cops n gives to many charities.
the place across the street (pats) who calls himself the king is certianly not!! i worked at pats before genos for bout 2 months.. pats is HORRIBLE DIRTY inside(and outside). the workers at pats are all dirty looking, have any of you ever actually looked in pats?.. it looks like a broken down hotdog cart. have you ever looked at/in genos?. us genos workers clean non-stop, wait on customers politely non-stop. my boss, JOEY VENTO "ALWAYS WANTS WHATS BEST FOR THE CUSTOMER".. My boss has a sign up inside genos that says; "you have time to lean, you have time to clean!" on a final note, pats pays $1.25 per pound of steak, which means 1 pound of steak will get u 3 steaks.. for 3 steaks it costs u $22.50. who bout that? pats is selling slop~!
genos pays 3 times pats amout for his steak, thats cause genos is about quality~!..
my boos would like to thank to people who are behind him~!.. hope to c u guys soon back at genos.. thx...
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