Song Parodies -> "Bomb Pakistan"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bomb Pakistan"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

"Our new Messiah is a warmonger-in-chief? Say it ain't so!" (Ah, shaddap, World Can't Wait! You pacifist nutjobs are never happy!)

A-bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan;
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

Bomb Pakistan,
Rape their land,
Yes, we can!
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

Watched morons dance, ig-nau-gur-ance,
Felt assurance, so I thought I'd take a chance,
'Cause I'm the man!
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.
Rape their land.
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan. (Crap shoot!)

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan;
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

I'm the man;
Rape their land,
Yes, we can!
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.
Let's go!

"Yeah!"
"Ow!"
"Yes, we can!"
"Watch your mouth, John!"
"Rahm, and his famous Jew state!"
"Can I ask a question?"
"You can't ask questions in here! This is the press room!"
"Hey, come on!"
"Here's some hope and change for those tits, baby, right down there!"
"Ooh, a little C-note! Ain't you a big spender?"

(Did--)
(Screwed--)

Said "Yes, we can!"
Now I'm the man!
Kill every man,
All the women, and children.
Yes we can!
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.
(Rape their land.)
Yes we can!
(Rape their land.)
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan;
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.
Yes, we can!
Rape their land.
I'm the man!
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

Yes, we can rape their land;
I'm the man; yes we can!
Men, women, and children,
We're gonna shock'em and a-awe'em,
Stagger'em and reel'em,
Pakistan.
Bomb, bomb, bomb Pakistan.

Along with last week's farewell to our former President, I did pitch a rousing welcome for our new Messiah-in-chief last week, but it wasn't accepted. (I concede it might have been too much for the tender minds around here.) If anyone with a spine and a stomach of steel cares to see it, it's now been accepted over at WhatFreaks.

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Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Pacing was way off. I had to give it all ones.

Your Mom - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Shut up, it wasn't THAT far off. Maybe a tad off. It is probably worthy of 3's maybe.

Tommy Turtle - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm abstaining, because the concept was done numerous times a couple of decades ago when our enemy was the Ayatollah -- lots of "Bomb, Bomb Iran" parodies going around. However, I'm sympathetic to victims of closed minds (as per my song post today), and also pretty good at getting over-the-line stuff to sneak just under the wire, so if you have any more that are rejected, maybe I can suggest a few tweaks to make them acceptable here. Click the CAPTCHA link at the bottom of my post if you want to email me.

Wait, I changed my mind. The "Dr. Strangelove" reference ("You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!") is worth 5s all by itself. Brilliant.

John Jenkins - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

IL - what!?! The honeymoon is over before President Obama's administration is one week old? I too liked the "You can't ask questions in here! This is the press room!" line, which Obama actually said (said he was just visiting, not answering questions).

TT - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

John Jenkins, you mean IL wasn't referencing "Strangelove"? I'm taking back my 5s! (j/k)

Khan - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

this is sick. written by someone who doesnt know Pakistan sacrfices for America. from the time of russian invasion in Afg untill now.

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