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Song Parodies -> "Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

The sentiment this expresses isn't in the least autobiographical, but wouldn't it be nice if it were? :-)
Wouldn’t it be nice if I’d swapped “I do’s”
With my high school sweetheart ‘way back when?
And wouldn’t it be nice to stand in my shoes
If our names had been the same since then?

We could’ve had a great time raising kids together:
Holly, Hank and twins named Heath and Heather.

Wouldn’t it be nice if my whole lifetime
Had been spent with her each day and night?
Don’t you know if she had been my wife, I’m
Sure we’d always treat each other right.

And if we quarreled we’d soon mend our fences—
We’d never go to bed with differences.
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice?

Maybe if I hadn’t let her go this could’ve all come true.
And maybe then there wouldn’t be so much that I can’t help but rue.

’Cause if we’d been married
I know we’d be happy
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice?

(Ba bababa bababa baba … )

And though I have to live my life without her,
With ev’ry passing day I dream about her.
Who could be a doubter?
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice?

( Ba bababa bababa baba … )
© Stan Hall

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alvin - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
this completely adds another facet to your talents....manages to retain the charm and wistfullness of the OS quite well
Johnny D - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, that's sweet, I like it.
2Eagle - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
That's nice.
mysteryMaiden - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is very tender and soooo sweet! I agree whole heartedly about this concept of how fate could have played out differently; but then I dream ' a lot ' these days . . . .
Peregrin - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
"Diff-er-EN-ces", heh heh, love it :)

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