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Song Parodies -> "Fornicatin' Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Fornicatin' Girls"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, my ghost girls are hip
And every night in dreams they share
Sexy slutty babes, love the way they walk
They never wear no underwear

Sometimes they're farmer's daughters,
Big straw hats, and blue jeans tight
Or Hawaiian girls sportin' leis and pearls
They're hot, and keep me warm at night

I wish they could be real fornicatin'
I wish they could be real fornicatin'
I wish they could be real fornicatin' girls

I dream Baywatch and sunshine
Pam and tight young babes, so tanned
All in a thong bikini, on my private i-sland
Beneath a palm tree in the sand

I"ve dreamed all around the whole wide world
Every country, every girl
Each day I just can't wait to be in my dream state
For a new fantasy to unfurl

I wish they would be real fornicatin'
I wish they would be real fornicatin'
I wish they would be real fornicatin' girls

I wish they could be real fornicatin' girls...

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Jack Wilson - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job! 5s
2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny - if you dig that kind of humor. Yet people are offended by poo songs.
AFW - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack, and thanks, 2Eagle...but, I'm puzzled by all the references to poo songs....are you on a poo campaign? :) ...I try to do lightly sexual soft R-rated parodies sometimes, without using low, crude or disgusting terms or words...The down and dirty lewd kinds, I won't do, and don't care for either...I guess if my entries become too porno/slanted, Chucky just won't print 'em...
Dee Range - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Great subject,, wordplay, and pacing....I wish you a happpy ending. Top Shelf 5's

2Eagle: The answer to your conundrum is this: Songs like this bring to mind beautiful girls and sex, which 90% of all men think about 83 times an hour. And songs about crap make many of us think crappy thoughts. I'm not offended by them because I don't read them, simple as that.
Sister Amnesia - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Titter!
AFW - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Ms. 2Eagle...please accept my apologies for forcing your mouse to click on this entry, and using my telepathic forces to make you read such a disgusting and offensive parody...also, for not giving it a proper title to indicate that it contained a sexual theme...I just don't know what's wrong with me lately, maybe I have that "90/83" syndrome...TYFYC
Dee Range - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW....(Re: your last comment) LMFAO !!!
alvin - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
great title and execution...in a word,..."hip"
Ann Hammond - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang

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