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Song Parodies -> "Wouldn't You Kill Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wouldn't You Kill Mice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Wouldn't you kill mice
If they attacked you
And chewed through your shoes
And bit your toes

And wouldn't you kill mice
If they ran up your
Legs and got into your panty hose

You know it's gonna make it that much better
If the cheese in their traps is made of cheddar.

Wouldn't you kill mice
If they came inside
From the backyard
Through the kitchen door

And wouldn't you kill mice
If they made doo-doo
Leaving pellets all over the floor.

Squeaky noises in the middle of night
Running away when we turn on the light
Oh, Wouldn't you kill mice?

Maybe if we smack and squish and stomp and drown
They might turn blue
If the snap-traps do not work then
Maybe we should turn to glue.

We could be mouse free
Then we could houseclean
Wouldn't you kill mice?

You know it seems they have a lot of babies
And I am scare that we will contract rabies
So there are no maybes
Wouldn't you kill mice?

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