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Song Parodies -> "The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of The Green Berets"

Original Performer:

Barry Sadler

Parody Song Title:

"The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé"

Parody Written by:

Doctor Suze

The Lyrics

Find some pullets right nearby
Steal some eggs but do not fry
You'll soon have a fine buffet
Take those eggs, make a green soufflé

Silver set sure does impress
But cooking's what you must address
One hundred whisks at least I'd say
Keep up the beat for a green soufflé

Trained to cook in that French land
Trained in cuisine that is grand
Maybe later a parfait
But now beat up the green soufflé

Slivered almonds aren't the best
Things to add, by now you'll have guessed
Put those shaved blanched nuts away
They've no place in a green soufflé

Crack then whip them to aerate
So green soufflé's sure to inflate
Like a steroids-stuffed jock's chest
Feasting then will be the best

Silver digs in, kudos expressed
"Tasty"! "Yum"! Proud, you puff up your chest
You've passed the test, you've made their day
With your winning green soufflé

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Peter Andersson - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
First parody on Amiright? It's good!
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
A good parody, but I do not like a green soufflé, I do not like it any way. I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere.
Agrimorfee - August 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Would like it in Iran? Would you like it in Japan? I will say I like this parody, yes I am!
Jonathan Spurlock - December 14, 2017 - Report this comment
"What is this?", I heard them say. Your reply, "A green souffle'"! Would you share it in a shop? Would you share it with a cop? Parodies amaze, surprise, right before our very eyes!
Claude Prez - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Very clever - should have known who this was

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