-> "The Ballad of Abu Ghurayb"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of the Green Berets"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Abu Ghurayb"
The Lyrics
Captive soldiers in Iraq
Stripped and starved, and beaten and stacked
Lost their freedom, got no pay
The poor men of Abu Ghurayb
Shocking news on CBS
Sad but true, horrific at best
Photographs came out today
From the jail of Abu Ghurayb
Must be seen to be believed
Goes against Ameria's creed
Tortured men are on parade
Detainees of Abu Ghurayb
With black hoods upon their heads
Make one move, you're better off dead
Sleep-deprived unless they gave
Up the goods at Abu Ghurayb
Piles of men with no clothes on
Women laugh and point at their schlongs
That's not what America's for
Message lost in the fog of war
Donald Rumsfeld called to task
Who's in charge?--the senators ask
"Who's in charge? That would be me--
Who's to blame? Photography!"
More than one full year ago
The Red Cross let the Pentagon know
There was widespread prison abuse
Their report was of no damn use
Private Darby is his name
Sent the bad news up the chain
His disclosure now seems brave
That's the news from Abu Ghurayb
Those MP's were poorly trained
Rumsfeld said, "Geneva code's waived!"
Cheney, Powell, and Dubya, too
Buck stops where? We'll get back to you...
Put our values to the test
This can't be America's best
Heal these scars and start today
Burn the jail of Abu Ghurayb
Burn the jail of Abu Ghurayb
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