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Song Parodies -> "Who Blocked My Clock?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Put the Bomp?"
Original Performer:
Barry Mann
Parody Song Title:
"Who Blocked My Clock?"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
NSFW. How to make a 60s novelty song sound dirty
I’d like to slap the guy
Who in the club
Made that hot girl
Give up on me
Who blocked my cock
Couldn’t stop , was bummed, he’s dumb
That goddamn
Bastard just upset my schlong
Now she can’t bop
When she see my pants dey drop
That freakin dick
Is more than a hint of shit
Who was that man?
I’d like to kick his ass
He think maybe
I had STDS? (NO!!)
When I saw that girl
”Man she looks hot but maybe I’m drunk”
I thought I might get in her pants
Then some big guy came up
”Get with me, that guy might have small schlong”
I tried to do the monkey dance
Yeah
( Screeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww yooooooooooooooouuu)
Who put their bomp
In her butt the rum the rump
Why did he slam
People with little ding dongs?
I’d like to bop
Then he’ll drop, that cant be topped!
He’s such a dick
Thinks he don’t have stinkin shit
I’ll bust a cap
Right in his big ol ass
He have maybe
Genital herpes?
(yeah!!)
(Screewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yooooooooouuuuuuuuu)
I might have just been owned
Nerdy guy against a bigger dude
My ass is flatter than cookie dough
We were tryin to dance too
Big dumb dick might not have big stick
Who that guy was , I don’t know
So
( Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu)
Who blocked my cock
In that club it didn’t rock
Now we can’t slam
My bedpost if would bang
Take off my top
If that’s got to be next stop
Wo pulled that trick?
That just bordered my thin stick?
Who was that man?
I can’t get in her pants
Maybe Id wake up, and she’s quite ugly
(yeah!!)
( fade out)
Who in the club
Made that hot girl
Give up on me
Who blocked my cock
Couldn’t stop , was bummed, he’s dumb
That goddamn
Bastard just upset my schlong
Now she can’t bop
When she see my pants dey drop
That freakin dick
Is more than a hint of shit
Who was that man?
I’d like to kick his ass
He think maybe
I had STDS? (NO!!)
When I saw that girl
”Man she looks hot but maybe I’m drunk”
I thought I might get in her pants
Then some big guy came up
”Get with me, that guy might have small schlong”
I tried to do the monkey dance
Yeah
( Screeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww yooooooooooooooouuu)
Who put their bomp
In her butt the rum the rump
Why did he slam
People with little ding dongs?
I’d like to bop
Then he’ll drop, that cant be topped!
He’s such a dick
Thinks he don’t have stinkin shit
I’ll bust a cap
Right in his big ol ass
He have maybe
Genital herpes?
(yeah!!)
(Screewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yooooooooouuuuuuuuu)
I might have just been owned
Nerdy guy against a bigger dude
My ass is flatter than cookie dough
We were tryin to dance too
Big dumb dick might not have big stick
Who that guy was , I don’t know
So
( Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu)
Who blocked my cock
In that club it didn’t rock
Now we can’t slam
My bedpost if would bang
Take off my top
If that’s got to be next stop
Wo pulled that trick?
That just bordered my thin stick?
Who was that man?
I can’t get in her pants
Maybe Id wake up, and she’s quite ugly
(yeah!!)
( fade out)
Intersting note, the writers of this OS were probably around 21 when they wrote it, and im 21 writing this LOL 2009 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson
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DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIP9Dwzdt3g BTW there was a twist ending I had it first where the culprit trurs out rto be Barry Mann himself, but changed that LOL
No other comments here?
VERY good, Jack. At least you weren't crying "Lonely Teardrops". (I bet you've heard that one before) ;D
Interesting parody for this goofy old song - written well and sordid story line. 555
Thanks OMR ( BTW with the theme of the parody your nameo n here sounds funnier lOLOLOL) and TIMMAAYY
Tons of profanity here... great work! 555
Good job Jack, very graphic, but good. 555
It looks like you're a South park fan, Jack - got that Timmaayy down well - always liked the Timmy2000 episode from season 4.
DJ Blaze : Thanks! blackjack: Thanks! TIMMAYYY: Sure am, I love that ep too!
Great job on this one, and nice title! I'm be-boppin' you with some 5s!
Thanks SP!
Thanks for the link, Jack. Great concept, some funny lines. But if I had visited it on my own, I'd have to knock a couple of points for multiple pacing glitches throughout, starting right with the intro verse (lines 3 and 4 are off), although admittedly one of the tougher songs to pace. (It can be done.)
That would be a bit kitschy after having asked for the link, so I'll abstain from voting. If you want details (or a link to TT's Perfect Pacing method), let me know, either at one of my/our songs, PM, or email; else, congrats on a good try on one of the hardest OSs -- I know that well, having done it twice on my own and once with Fiddlegirl. And yeah, congrats on getting it through :)
That would be a bit kitschy after having asked for the link, so I'll abstain from voting. If you want details (or a link to TT's Perfect Pacing method), let me know, either at one of my/our songs, PM, or email; else, congrats on a good try on one of the hardest OSs -- I know that well, having done it twice on my own and once with Fiddlegirl. And yeah, congrats on getting it through :)
Thanks TT!
I'm with the Turtle here...I think you submitted this in a hurry for some reason and didn't have time to proof very easily fixable pace glitches.
The OS is pretty much an unpaceable act to follow, but kudos for trying.
Yeah it tends to happen.
(Wild Card)- Not bad, interesting idea that I wouldn't have thought of. Nice job!
(SOTM) OMFG! LMAO! How in the hell did this get past the censors? This is laugh out loud hilarious! Probably one of the funniest parodies I've ever read in my life that wasn't by Weird Al. TMGLTM and I loved the profanity, wordplay, and dirty lyrics. I love the spontaneity of the whole thing! I hope you didn't get the Jack. 555
Thanks Agri, Peter,Max, Abbott and espeically Chris! Wow thanks! and yeah this is one of my fav parodies ive ever written too LOL. I still dont know how this got past the censors lOL
Who didn't block the song about the dong? Who didn't stop the profane-ee-main-ee-sing-song? Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand. He made it so that I could read this song. And enjoy it :)
Wasn't gonna comment, but it's required for the competition. As various shock jocks have proven, there is a market for gratuitously profane parodies that is often greater than the market for clever ones, but I've never been a fan of parodies that are nothing if not dirty and this is no exception. Sorry.
I had a little trouble following this one buddy (pacing, not story), the idea is crazy, and I'm a tad surprised this one made it past Chucky (of course personally I'd like the whatfreaks stuff to be allowed here--but I know why Chucky can't) very. . unique, and I don't think I've ever seen anything like this from you
Oh and just in case my above comment didn't give it away, I liked it, dirty, but funny
Fantastic title sub... The rest of it just didn't match up to the power of the title. Sorry dude.
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