If you're in Nazareth and Good Shepherd goes bleat, bleat
Just join his flock, or else you'll join the Roman fleet
Good Shepherd, Good Shepherd preaches on the road all day
He even does tricks like raising dead from their graves

Good Shepherd, Judge Caiaphas' eye's on you
Good Shepherd, he hates your hippy voodoo

Caiaphas is no puss, he always wears a frown
He won't stand for peacetalk and lovetalk in this here town
You won't find a nastier, ghastlier, mean old Jew
If you defy his law, your last words will be boo hoo

Good Shepherd, Judas will f--- you up
Good Shepherd, when he kisses you, you'll go YUCK!!

This Judas pal is the one you must keep your eyes on
His loyalties are split, and he's always fingering your thong
Backbiting kisses have always been his bag
I guess that's why Reverend Phelps screams, "God Hates Fags!"

Good Shepherd, Paul's smiling in your face
Good Shepherd, Paul's really a disgrace

Paul's no McCartney, he's just a doubletalking fool
He praises you so he can take advantage of your swimming pool
When the spotlight's on him to defend you and stand tall
He'll deny he ever knew you and walk away from it all

Good Shepherd, the Romans don't like your views
Good Shepherd, Pilate won't know what to do with you

Pilate's the governor who rules with an iron fist
Just because he orgies doesn't mean he never gets pissed
He'll give you the choice to come clean or just go away
Take my advice, kid, say you're re-hearsing for a play

Good Shepherd, now's the time to repent
Good Shepherd, even if you are Heaven sent

Now Magdalene's a sweet girl, you always made her smile
Just because she's a whore doesn't mean she can't f--- with style
You shoulda married her and retired away to the woods
You shoulda shut your mouth and realized people are no damn good

Good Shepherd, she'd make you a happy home
Good Shepherd, you'd never have to be alone

The Hebrews just got their Acme Torture/Kill Set
Their gonna smash a crown of thorns into your flower child head
The Romans built their Acme Crucify Kit
Nailed upon the cross, Christ, you are gonna have the shits

(jazzy bad trip psychedelic music break)

Lost on the cross, Good Shepherd made his way to God
His claim to be God's son, people took to be really odd
His girl Mary doesn't know what else to say
But she knows, like Frosty, he will come back some day

Rest, Shepherd - if you only knew the wars God starts
Saith Shepherd - it's the price to keep peace in your heart!
Rest, Shepherd - you've done more stuff dead than alive
Saith Shepherd - I died to redeem your pride!

Cybil Shepherd...Sam Shepherd...Def Leppard....

They all live forever born again in Sweet Jesus' Eyes!!