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Song Parodies -> "The Girl with Gonorrhoea"
Original Song Title:
"The Girl from Ipanema"
Original Performer:
Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz
Parody Song Title:
"The Girl with Gonorrhoea"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Full of pus and suppurating
The girl with gonorrhoea goes dating
And when she's left him
Each man she's left, he
Goes Aaargh!
With every man she's interacted
When they find out what they've contracted
Now when they're pissing
Each man when pissing
Goes Aaargh!
Oh - but he hadn't suspected
But - all the things he would get her
He - would only get infected
She behaves so irresponsibly
She don't care what she gave to he
Oh - it was so unexpected
But - he will shut the stable door
He - next time will be protected
She is not expecting a wedding
She don't care what she's spreading
Poxy and knows what she's doing
The girl with gonorrhoea's still screwing
And when he passes
Water
It hurts, and he screams
It hurts, and he screams
It hurts, and he screams
The girl with gonorrhoea goes dating
And when she's left him
Each man she's left, he
Goes Aaargh!
With every man she's interacted
When they find out what they've contracted
Now when they're pissing
Each man when pissing
Goes Aaargh!
Oh - but he hadn't suspected
But - all the things he would get her
He - would only get infected
She behaves so irresponsibly
She don't care what she gave to he
Oh - it was so unexpected
But - he will shut the stable door
He - next time will be protected
She is not expecting a wedding
She don't care what she's spreading
Poxy and knows what she's doing
The girl with gonorrhoea's still screwing
And when he passes
Water
It hurts, and he screams
It hurts, and he screams
It hurts, and he screams
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I was itching to read this when I saw the title. You didn't let me down.
Phil - Applause! (I thought "clap" would not be the best word to use). ;D
Catchy!
The gift that keeps on giving.
Love the OS and loved your (give and) take. Your night with Venus leads to a lifetime with Mercurial fives, Sir Phil!
:-) Thanks, all
..had this one running round my head for ages, took me quite a while to get round to writing it for some reason.
..had this one running round my head for ages, took me quite a while to get round to writing it for some reason.
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