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Song Parodies -> "What Kind of Food am I?"

Original Song Title:

"What Kind of Fool am I?"

Original Performer:

Anthony Newley

Parody Song Title:

"What Kind of Food am I?"

Parody Written by:

Andy Senior (aka The Carpal Tunnel Kid)

The Lyrics

No sweeping social issues here. This is just for fun.
What kind of food am I
Inside this Frigidaire?
Behind the peach preserves
I've spent a year
In this Tupperware;
A shapeless protein mass,
I'll stay congealed
And tightly sealed
Until my splendor is revealed;

What kind of chow was I
Before I turned so green
And grew into a form of life
That science has never seen?
I was so yummy once
Not that you give a damn–
But won't you taste and try to guess
What food I am?

- - -

What kind of food am I
From some old doggy bag
That when you open this
Container, I'll
Make you gulp and gag?
An erstwhile dinner course,
I hardly please–
I glow like cheese
With some obnoxious new disease;

What kind of grub was I
When I still had a shape
That you were somehow just too dense
To label with masking tape?
I've been in here so long–
Soon you must set me free–
Then you will have to sniff and guess
What food I be!

I look like nothing else–
So come to think of it
I guess that I'm not really food at all--
I'm sh*t!
Copyright 1995 Andy Senior The Carpal Tunnel Kid Rides Again!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Newfoghill - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best Food parodies of all time! Thanks for reminding us to Clean It Out before it's too late.
Airfarcewon - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wasted food can make a tasty parody...well done
Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the parody title tipped me to this, and it looked paced very well, confirmed by 2 5 votes there. The other 55 from me is that this is funny as well.
Andy Senior (aka The Carpal Tunnel Kid) - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
My gay what?
Agrimorfee - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Andy, ignore that message from "Spaff.Com"....I dont' think that is really him, but a troll in disguise. I don't know him personally, but I have read his comments long enough to know that he wouldn't write that sort of crap.
Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Agreed, Agrimforee. I have only been here for about a month and am almost 100% certain the real would never leave a message like that. Besides, I count atleast 3 spelling/punctuation mistakes in that comment, and ALSO seeing that has not left a comment on any other parodies today, it is not them.
Andy Senior (aka The Carpal Tunnel Kid) - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought as much. I have a knack for bringing them out of the woodwork. Poor guy is probably just looking for a prom date/English tutor. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Thanks, by the way, to all for your positive comments and fives.
Guy - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody Spaff. Now would you like to comment on mine?
A happy reader - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, all fives from me.
Adagio - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job! "When in doubt, throw it out" - some author 5's

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