Daytime listening
Rush's voice is glistening
Boortz and Laura,
What a soothing aura.
Mindlessly your senses,
Begin to think defense is
More important than the homeless plight.
You're listening to the muses of the right.

Loudly braying
Doctor Laura's saying
"Don't blame others,
(God, I hate my mother)."
Boortz is teasing Royal,
I'm shocked that man stays loyal,
Knowing that his boss is lily-white,
Like almost all the muses of the right.

Close your mind, for your mind will only make you think
And to think may just make you question why.
On the air it is easy to pretend . . .
That is truth can sometimes be a lie.

Whining, bawling,
Dittoheads are calling.
"Rush, we love ya,
Even more than Dubya!"
Laura's fighting sinning,
To keep the gays from winning,
Radio can help us win the fight.
Thank God we have the muses of the right!

Turn them on, start a journey to a strange, new place
Leave all thoughts of a compromise behind.
Lock in step, and to right-wing thought be true . . .
Be a clone, recite their point of view.

Right wing power
Growing by the hour.
Emails, faxes,
Screaming "cut our taxes!"
Let our party win,
Let your greedy side give in
To the power of the darkness we call light,
The power of the the muses of the right!