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Song Parodies -> "Blue Spanish Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Spanish Eyes"

Original Performer:

Al Martino

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Spanish Rice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Blue Spanish Rice
Bubbles are popping from the Spanish Rice
Please, please don't eat
For, if you do you won't feel very nice

Long picnic day,
Set in the sun, was never put away
Flies, maggots were laid
Don't taste of the waste or you may be dismayed

Blue Spanish Rice
I don't believe it's blue in Mexico
Blue Spanish Rice
Ain't no mylanta mixed to make you go

Please, don't partake
Or you might fall asleep and never wake
If poison guys
Can't pump your stomach of Blue Spanish Rice..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

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Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That parody was disgusting, gross, and just plain wrong. It gets three 5s.
Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
YUK! Fives
alvin rhodes - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
AFW - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Rick, and alvin....................................By the way, is anyone else having I.E. script error message problems, here?....I get'em just on this site....every time I click a page..and, on both my pc's
Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
No, I'm not getting any script errors..
AFW - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm..thanks, Rick...wonder why it's mainly on this website and on both pc's I have
Larry Hensley - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Rice isn't really nice, but this was. Ow! My lanta! It hurts!
AFW - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
Gregory - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I love rice and i love this parody also. Three Fives.
Larry - April 12, 2008 - Report this comment
It was okay..
littleRiceCakes - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air this is very cute! It's maggotly devine!

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