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Song Parodies -> "Sipping Post"

Original Song Title:

"Whipping Post"

Original Performer:

Allman Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Sipping Post"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

It's about me being a male stripper for women. . .not an expected parody by me I'm sure, but It seems to be the cleanest Idea that came to my mind for this particular song. . .this one will be recorded along with my other new ones, once the remaining 8 songs are re-recorded.
My clothes fell down, Hadn't tried to
I think I cried as those big clean women treated me cruel.
They gave all their money, stripped at the bar,
Now I just lay here feelin' all funny
I'm drinkin' a round after earnin' my car

So now I feel, So now I feel,
And now I'm fried, at my sipping post,
fried at my sipping post,
fried at my sipping post,
My Ford, can't keep it runnin'.

My pimp sold me, yeah for ten twenty-two ($10.22)
And I had to drop down and be your baby, Had to pleasure you
My body feels so hollow, and I hope the soon it's done
But my life is all the same, and my job will never change,
My pride has come undone

Thus I still feel, Yeah I still Feel
Like I've been fried at the sipping post
Wined at the sipping post,
Dined at the sipping post,
I'm bored, and I feel like drinkin'.

So then I feel, it's then I feel,
Maybe I'm fine for a flippin' cost
Fine cause I overdosed
Pride as the grinding slowed,
I whored, and my body is ailing

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   17

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Tommy Turtle - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, sounds like a tough life... DKTOS, but a nice read.555, and what's with the 1s? Comment and explain your vote, please...
Below Average Dave - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
That seems to happen to me sometimes, I'll get a set of 1s and 5s with no explanation one way or the other. . . thanks TT
AFW - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting underlying theme to tease the imagination..more drama than humor..I like it
Matthias - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I voted low on funny, because this song is pretty dramatic and not exactly that funny. That's not saying that it's bad, because it's very good, it's just more drama than comedy.
Red Ant - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, Dave, sorry I missed this one. The somber lyrics fit TOS perfectly. Like Matthias, I didn't vote this high on funny, but overall... there needs to be a number higher than 5 or a fourth voting category. 515++
Rex - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job on a rare serious parody.
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This one certainly was a didn't grab me like yours usually do. Odd title sub for me. I mean I GET it, but it didn't make me chuckle. You have been working hard, aincha, Dave?
TT - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny, in that we all think it would be cool to be a Chippendale's guy and have women drooling over us. The gender switch of showing a male stripper to be as downtrodden as some female strippers are tickled my funnybone, but then I'm weird.... Plenty of room for dif of opinion. Props for taking the risk of not doing just "safe" material.
Syncronos - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow...kinda feel sorry for the guy. But then again, wait a second: you're telling me that you're working as a stripper and all you drive is a busted Ford? Are they paying you in sardines or something? See...if you think about it THAT way, this is funny as hell! 555!
bobpiecheese - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That was...interesting. Pacing was spot-on, but the topic just didn't grab me...not expecting it from you, man.
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Not your best. But it wasnt horrible
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice stuff.

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