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Song Parodies -> "Kampf-Grapple? Nah!!"

Original Song Title:

"Camp Granada"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Kampf-Grapple? Nah!!"

Parody Written by:

Ana Fana

The Lyrics

Hellish struggle
Hellish bug kills
So I fiddle with my rug till
I forget the virus raging
And engage is posse cowardtactics staging

Numbers spiking, people crying
My base liking that I'm lying
Because I think that's a winner
With cheerleaders, though I fear rank ranks get thinner

All my "counselors" are traitors
Or quack doctors with fake papers
My fits are getting more hissy
Through my bluster many can see, I'm a sissy

There's one thing that makes me merrier
Pimp for a drug for malaria
It is worthless for combatting
Virus, still I shill because I'm a con blatting

I won't own this hellish struggle
On my phone I just tweet-yell till
I achieve my goal, which is to scare
The suburbs with my racist fare

I won't own this hellish bug-kill
I'll deploy my hellish thug mill
Gives me joy, it really makes my day
When they're causing a fray

I am red mixed with yellow an’
Orange results in swell faux tan
I've got lots of trolls who're kissing
My hole because they know that my soul is missing

In my vote I'm always mailing
But others should receive jailing
I've got Adderall and meth urge
And I just could not care less about the death surge

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