Song Parodies -> "Alabama Abortion Song (Hello Gramma & Grampa)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (The Camp Granada Song)"

Original Performer:

"Alabama Abortion Song (Hello Gramma & Grampa)"

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The Lyrics

Alabama.....backwards in everything. What else can you say? Nice folks.... but their government and politicians are living in the Dark Ages. This song is written for the poor women of Alabama, and sung from THEIR perspective......

Hello Grampa, hello Gramma
Here I am in.... Alabama
Things are blown out....of proportion
They just took away our rights to an abortion

So the guv'nor....is Kay Ivey
She looks like she's....pushing 90
If you're wondering....why I'm bitter
I've been following this crazy sh*t on Twitter

Legal counselors.... are all Trumpies
and they brought in....all their flunkies
And the Speaker....keeps insisting
That they start work on a bill to outlaw kissing!

They're not trying....just to scare ya'
and this proves they....just don't care, yeh..
When they finish....what they're starting,
The Republicans will be a Fascist party

I'm alone, and all my fami-ly's back home in Alabama
Please don't take... my birth control, cuz' then....
I might get pregnant once again

Back-seat sex, I can't enjoy with my friend Roy
I'll get knocked up by that poor boy,
They'll wanna' make us pay.
I think I may turn gay

I'll be forced to.....be a mother
If I have sex....with my brother
No exceptions.....(for) rape and incest
They do not think that is in the public interest

All those women....they're arresting
Girls are marching....and protesting
Filing lawsuits...., even better....
We'll just vote their asses out come next November!

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alexander's ragtag band - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment

A women should be able to kill her husband in case of sickness or poorer.

Patrick - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment

It rhymes and paces to the original song as I remember it. I just saw a TV news report about a baby born so prematurely that she weighed only 8 ounces. She is now a healthy 5 pounds. Some courts and doctors would have allowed that child to die. Abortion is not and cannot be the ideal. We no longer execute rapists, but leftists want to execute the child. I'm on the opposite end of the life spectrum and I know from history that I could be next if some eugenics types have their way. But, at least I have the means to protect myself from that. A fetus has nothing.

Tiller The Killer Roasts In Hell - June 02, 2019 - Report this comment

Baby-butchering anti-life goose-steppers gotta goose-step against the babies' right to life.

bella - June 02, 2019 - Report this comment

The best part is how the former fetus, now an actual post-birth human being, will be "made comfortable" while the doctor discusses with the mother whether or not she wants to allow the baby--which it most definitely is by this time, incontrovertibly--to live or to expire, pitifully and without a shred of compassion. Oh, but those awful "Trumpies" referred to in this brilliant parody don't approve of the mother's right to condemn her newborn to death. Misogyny! Oppression! Fascists!

Jeff in Richmond VA - June 05, 2019 - Report this comment

Ever notice?.....all the anti-abortion folks are people you wouldn't wanna' f*** in the first place! Force a woman to have a child....then take away every benefit she needs afterwards. (WIC, food stamps, unemployment, etc....) You people are absurd!!

Lynyrd Skynyrd - June 06, 2019 - Report this comment

I hope Jeff Rich will remember .. Southern Man don't need -- to side step piles of human sh*t like they have to in non-backward San Francisco. And Southern man don't need -- to fear the outbreak of typhus like they do in forward thinkingLA

Bella - June 08, 2019 - Report this comment

No one's "forcing" any woman to have a child, and pro-lifers aren't taking anything away from her, either. Your comment is absurd.

Nobody - October 22, 2020 - Report this comment

Just ignore these people, it was a good parody and I gave a 5-5-5 because it didn't have enough good ratings. Keep writing and ignore the haters!

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