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Song Parodies -> "A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp)"
Original Performer:
Allan Sherman
Parody Song Title:
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I realize that this can't really be Trump's inauguration speech. After all, I've been reading that he's writing that himself, and this is coherent and makes sense, so ain't no way the two might be confused.
Good luck, America. You're going to need an awful lot of it.
Good luck, America. You're going to need an awful lot of it.
Hello 'Merca, hello nation
This is my in-auguration
This will be so entertaining
'Cause in office I'll be like I've been campaigning
To the media, to those haters
All those lying mass.. deceivers
You like Donald Trump to make news
But print something I don't like and then it's fake news
Though my int'rests are conflicted
Won't be impeached or convicted
'Cause the GO.. P's demented
And our country would then be unpresidented
I admit there's no disputin'
I was helped by Mr Putin
But I don't want no discussion:
My first rulin' all schoolchildren will learn Russian
President! It's oh, so awesome
President! D'you want a foursome?
Sit on my Trump Tower and get shagged
Don't women want their pussy grabbed?
President, there's promises I might not keep
And lots of things I have to tweet
But first: a holiday
I've been Pres one whole day
Bye-bye Barack, bye Obama
Now it's time for... Trumporama
'Cause I won't let business forfeit:
And I'll have to help my children make a profit
Donald Jnr, and Ivanka
(And there's Eric.. he's a..nother)
We all hope you have awoken:
'Cause I'm standing down now, I was only jokin'
This is my in-auguration
This will be so entertaining
'Cause in office I'll be like I've been campaigning
To the media, to those haters
All those lying mass.. deceivers
You like Donald Trump to make news
But print something I don't like and then it's fake news
Though my int'rests are conflicted
Won't be impeached or convicted
'Cause the GO.. P's demented
And our country would then be unpresidented
I admit there's no disputin'
I was helped by Mr Putin
But I don't want no discussion:
My first rulin' all schoolchildren will learn Russian
President! It's oh, so awesome
President! D'you want a foursome?
Sit on my Trump Tower and get shagged
Don't women want their pussy grabbed?
President, there's promises I might not keep
And lots of things I have to tweet
But first: a holiday
I've been Pres one whole day
Bye-bye Barack, bye Obama
Now it's time for... Trumporama
'Cause I won't let business forfeit:
And I'll have to help my children make a profit
Donald Jnr, and Ivanka
(And there's Eric.. he's a..nother)
We all hope you have awoken:
'Cause I'm standing down now, I was only jokin'
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A huuuuge hit from Camp David!
Love the parody. As for the politics ...... well, check my offerings for today
Non-partisan 5s. I do hope your song outlasts his term in office.
This is great. Tremendous. Believe me.
Stick to Brexit you British buffoon!
Phil, you very nearly had a new American neighbor, had Hillary won! but thankfully, it looks like you won't have to put up with me. I'm actually very excited to see where the next 4 years take us! (see my parody today.) but, what the hay? I'm a sport! 5s
Brilliant :)
555 for old time's sake.
Brilliant Phil. 555. Just like old times.
sang a long
mama mia
issac newton
Funny and well written. Don't impeach this parody, 555
Thanks, everyone :-)
I guess it's no surprise to find out that Trump didn't actually write that outpouring of nationalistic jingoism. And we've already seen the first official lies from the White House, didn't take him long, did it?
It's going to be a long four years...
I guess it's no surprise to find out that Trump didn't actually write that outpouring of nationalistic jingoism. And we've already seen the first official lies from the White House, didn't take him long, did it?
It's going to be a long four years...
And to think, you actually published it before the speech. I noticed he used a couple lines from my parody, too. OS was one of my favorite childhood songs. Your parody is quite funny, too. Trump is going to be a bottomless pit of parody inspiration.
The best thing I've seen since Sherman's March!
Go back to your rugrat rapists in Rotherham, Eurotrash.
Classy. Though fortunately, whatever you may think, you do not represent "America". Or even a majority of it.
I'd rather be American than a pompous British ass who doesn't know sh*t about American democracy in action. As for Trump's conflicts of interest, let's look for a moment at the thieving Royal Family of the UK. Land grabbers, acceptors of foreign gifts, sponging off the taxpayer to live extravagant lifestyles. Trump? Taking no income while in office. Donating all of it to charity and turning the family business over to his sons legally.
Oh, the irony of someone complaining about my not knowing about American democracy, then following up with something that shows he has no idea about this side of the pond. And then shows that he's utterly clueless when it comes to Trump, too.
Let's give credit to the real OS, Dance of the Hours by Amilcare Ponchielli.
By law and ancient feudal custom, the English monarch is the Head of State. The Royal Family are official parasites. It may be that tourist attractions associated with the Crown pay for their lifestyles, but that's really irrelevant. We wish that many of the family would behave better, but we remember their inspirational presence and service during WW2. As for Trump, there's an ethical and legal Pandora's Box of non-divestment, non-transparency (tax return), and nepotism! The first lawsuit against this Head of State's D.C. hotel was filed today. Finally, I'd like to express embarrassment for the increasing vulgarity and hatefulness of my fellow Americans on this site and in general. It's clear where the inspiration for that comes from!
By law and ancient feudal custom, the English monarch is the Head of State. The Royal Family are official parasites. It may be that tourist attractions associated with the Crown pay for their lifestyles, but that's really irrelevant. We wish that many of the family would behave better, but we remember their inspirational presence and service during WW2. As for Trump, there's an ethical and legal Pandora's Box of non-divestment, non-transparency (tax return), and nepotism! The first lawsuit against this Head of State's D.C. hotel was filed today. Finally, I'd like to express embarrassment for the increasing vulgarity and hatefulness of my fellow Americans on this site and in general. It's clear where the inspiration for that comes from!
The Royal Family makes me sick. Britons need to relegate them to the trash heap of history. Privileged parasites. Too right! Spot on, Johnny!
@American Music Lover: But it's not a parody of Dance of the Hours: the refrain isn't repeated enough times & only occurs for a bit in the middle... was listening to it earlier as when I was playing the above something didn't sound right. Turns out Sherman's version doesn't fit the melody perfectly, either. But Ponchielli did sport a similar facial hair to mine :)
I can understand your embarrassment: the huge increase in people claiming to represent America while showing such distasteful traits must be galling.
I can understand your embarrassment: the huge increase in people claiming to represent America while showing such distasteful traits must be galling.
And when that same sort of nastiness gets directed at me or others on the right when we post parodies ... where does that come from?
CML, the nastiness and divisiveness are bipartisan, but you have to admit that, with the possible exception of Andrew Jackson, the national role model has never been more insulting, threatening, baser, vulgar, and tasteless than the current one. The lust for ratings, whether polls, crowd size, or Nielsen numbers always drives the lingo to the lowest common denominator and, eventually, to rock bottom. It's analogous to Gresham's Law: Bad language drives out good. And you on the Right ain't exempt.
It is great! Ignore these people, they judge good parodies for their political opinions. 555!
Amazingly prescient. Funny stuff- top marks.
@ Philbo: I stand corrected, THAT's the most impressive number of 111s on this site (so far)!
Unsurprisingly prophetic. Nice set of ones there Philbo.
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