I'm a hoofer
from the wayback
Day job, roofer,
kinda' swayback
But light footed, I am so damn..
Too good for that "think you can dance"
TV program

I'm just loaded
with high motza
Of step talent,
I have lot'sa
For a quick small..vodka, waddah
I will entertain you all
with the Lambada

Tho' my belly
may look pear-like
I'm Gene Kelly,
Fred Astaire-like
I can jump up, touch the ceiling,
Float my rump up in a fashion
So appealing

You would swear I
..was elastic
When I trip the
..light fantastic
I'm no singer, I'm no actor,
But I bet I'd win 5 mill on
That "X Factor"

I'm experienced,
been on Broadway,
Not the stage, but
on the roadway
I do private alley dances there.
For some cash and a subway fare..
Special rates for ladies groups and their enjoys
Slight extra charge if I bring toys
You'll like my interplay
Just call me night or day..

My name's Murray,
I have muscle
In a hurry,
I can hustle
I'll dance hours, or one minute..
If I surge a lady's urges,
We can sin it

Place my pride, high....
man of morals
But why hide my....
great pectorals
Support movement, of the women's
And I do my finest dancing
On a Simmons..

Yes, I do some real good dancing
On a Simmons..