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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Hoofer"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Hoofer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm a hoofer
from the wayback
Day job, roofer,
kinda' swayback
But light footed, I am so damn..
Too good for that "think you can dance"
TV program

I'm just loaded
with high motza
Of step talent,
I have lot'sa
For a quick, waddah
I will entertain you all
with the Lambada

Tho' my belly
may look pear-like
I'm Gene Kelly,
Fred Astaire-like
I can jump up, touch the ceiling,
Float my rump up in a fashion
So appealing

You would swear I
..was elastic
When I trip the
..light fantastic
I'm no singer, I'm no actor,
But I bet I'd win 5 mill on
That "X Factor"

I'm experienced,
been on Broadway,
Not the stage, but
on the roadway
I do private alley dances there.
For some cash and a subway fare..
Special rates for ladies groups and their enjoys
Slight extra charge if I bring toys
You'll like my interplay
Just call me night or day..

My name's Murray,
I have muscle
In a hurry,
I can hustle
I'll dance hours, or one minute..
If I surge a lady's urges,
We can sin it

Place my pride, high....
man of morals
But why hide my....
great pectorals
Support movement, of the women's
And I do my finest dancing
On a Simmons..

Yes, I do some real good dancing
On a Simmons..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
We can dance if we want to ... :-)
wildcard - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Welcome to "Dancing With The Fives"! ;D
AFW - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D, Wc, and OMR
LilHoTweet - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey there, Lord Hyde-A-Bed, Duke o'Simmons, alias El SatyrMayor ! Enjoy your holidays, Sir L'Air !
AFW - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, bless you...Dear Lady of Lyrical Lingo...I shall, and may you shall, too
Dave W. - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Egad man ...mattress dancing ?

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