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Song Parodies -> "Dead Osama, Lead Osama"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Osama, Lead Osama"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Dead Osama, lead Osama
Gonna issue no more fatwa
Gats do very well debraining
And they say the corpse is sunk and deep-blue-maining

Guy was dying, not alive he
From the boat, then, took a dive he
For ten years he was a winner
Now on the bottom he’ll become a fish dinner

All the mullahf--kers shaking
And in their burnooses quaking
cuz the dead roach is with fishies
After a surgical strike excised the disease

So first the intel can snare ya
Then an AK can impair ya
You weren’t back there with Afghanis
But you were protected by the Pakistanis

In his home got lead Osama
Then he roamed did dead Osama
To the sea and now he’s way down there
Where he’ll get eaten as crab fare

Now his throne is empty, he will not make noise
On taped messages that annoyed
Because he’s gone away
Everyone shouts “Hurray!!!!!!!”

Sneered Osama in his fatwas
Every one a pile of crap was
Only terrorists will miss him
It’s wonderful to see folks on this site diss him

Base* diminished, now who’s reigning?
All successors need debraining
When the base falls I’ll feel better
I’d much rather see ’em dead than led in fetters

*Al Qaeda: The Base

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Mark Scotti - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
He was hoping to see seven virgins, instead he saw seven sturgeons...LOL
Patrick - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
A funny song from my childhood, marvelously updated. I like the word "mullaf--kers".

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