Oh Republicans put on a big show.
Their direction is one place I won't go,
For whatever I do they just say "NO!",
And "They talk about me like a dog!"

The Republicans don't know their station.
They don't care what is fair for the nation
As they slander my administration,
And "They talk about me like a dog!"

And the press needs to get it together
'Cause they aren't really holding their end.
For in this stormy weather they have to do better.
They used to be my greatest friend.
I recall - it was great!
How my cov'rage was stunning
When I was first running
My race back in two-thousand-eight!

My remark was one of my few ad-libs.
Heaven knows that I'm certainly not Gibbs,
But on this pithy line I can call dibs!
And "They talk about me like a dog!"

Oh that quip wasn't there on my prompter.
I thought it would be cool to put in.
But now I am supposing this quote is exposing
The paper-thin depth of my skin!
Don't give in - to defeat!
With my self-aggrandizing
Be antagonizing
And cause a big fuss in the streets!

Oh it's hard for your temper to stay fine
When they're talking to you like a canine,
And it's now become my ev'ryday line.
'Cause I need every vote and I'll stand by my quote -
In my grinder I'll make it a cog.
And "They talk about me like a dog!"