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Song Parodies -> "I am Soto, I am Mayor"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"I am Soto, I am Mayor"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

More on the new Supreme Court pick
I am Soto, I am Mayor
Here I am to vamp Obama,
Champ of all the U.S. reigning,
And our day has just begun, so quit complaining.

I went walking with Joe Biden,
O'er the Senate, he's presidin'
You remember David Souter,
He got champagne posturin', retired with some pewter.

All my counselors kept me straighter,
For the breaks I would get later,
Oh, it's good to be Hispanic,
So I lead the lib'rels, right wing is in panic.

Now I don't want this should cause woe,
But there's Ricci v. DeStefano,
You remember firefighters,
There was doubt when test was passed by only "whiters".

Help me win, I'm Sotomayor, be confirmed, I love Obama,
Believe me, shout on the Floor test, where I might get beaten by a smear.
Help me win, I promise I will judge with poise not stress the House with
Lotsa noise, oh, please don't shake me, hey I've been clear, no delay.

Here is Soto, here is Mayor,
How can you put me on ignore?
Let me on court, don't dismiss me,
I will even let Rush Limbaugh hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, I'm just railing,
Jugde by feelings, laws are failing,
Swaying roll call, no more "vet her",
Sotomayor will be liberal trendsetter.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked the hispanic / panic rhyme
Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
But are thing betta??? LOL. Good one.
Tommy Turtle - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
¬°Esplendida! TMGLTM, but the whole DeStefano verse was great, and Rush: ROFLMAO! ... try to picture *that*! (Limbaugh pukes at the thought). ... Outstanding OS choice .... and TT will have one more shot at Sonia on Thursday, in another apropos vehicle. (If we sent all of our parodies to the Senate, do you think we could block her cinfrimation?) 555
Invisible Boy - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
This a fun song to parody. I've yet to post one of mine here.
Davis Souter is a neighbor of sorts as his "homestead" is about 25 minutes from me. He's quite an interesting guy and I'm sorry to see him go.
As for Sotomayor...I'm a liberal and an I'm keeping an open mind.
John Jenkins - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good parody, particularly the "no delay" pun. But some of the rhyming was stretched and the Ricci v. DeStefano line had too many syllables, so you got a 454 from me.
Timmy1000 - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all. John, you're right on the syllables, but I needed all of them for the point. That's OK; sometimes they come out that way; I always appreciate the comments.

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