Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Lambada
Camp is very entertaining
And we get to learn pole dancing when it’s raining.

Now this may sound a bit exotic
But my dance was judged erotic
So much so, I was the winner
Get my prize from all the counsellors after dinner.

Leave me here, Oh Muddah Faddah
Leave me here, I promise I’ll not try to score
with bikers that hang round ...
the trailer park next door
Leave me here, Oh Muddah Faddah
Leave me here at Camp Lambada
I’ll not smoke .... unless I’m snorting coke
C’mon that’s just a joke!

Now you know I wouldn’t kid yer
but my bunk mate has clamidia
You remember Jolene Kinnock?
She’s just had the all clear from the local clinic.

All the counsellors bed the waiters
in between, they try to mate us.
Tonight we meet our morals tutor
followed by a slide show on the Kama Sutra

Wait a minute, it’s stopped raining
Some guys who swam here or came sailing
have run amok at Camp Lambada
It’s those horny little kids from Camp Granada