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Song Parodies -> "Hello Mugger"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Mugger"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello Mugger,
You old bugger,
Do not rob me,
I'm a slugger..
I will flatten
You, like Tyson
You will think
You're underneath a herd of bison

Hello tough guy,
Big old rough guy
I'm no wussy,
Powder puff guy..
If you jump me
You'll be sorry..
"Victim clobbers his attacker"
Reads news story

I'm not beefy,
Kinda' lanky
But don't take no
Hanky panky..
You'll be pleading
Like a beggar
More than once,
'Cause I'll be back like

Hello gunman,
You're just one man
Maybe you had
Better run, Man!
I can handle
Half a dozen..
I learned judo
And karate from my cousin

Watch your back..there, Mister mugger
One quick swift chop to the jug'lar
I've seen Stallone in "Rocky" seven times..
So, I can take care of you slimes,,
I'll show you..what seperates the men from boys
I'll clobber you..yet maintain poise
If you attempt a fray
I'll make this your worst day..

Do not fluff off
Me as easy,
Or your tummy
Could get queasy
Us old Germans
Have determines..
I will take you, make you
Sound like Ethel Mermans

Make no mistakes,
Man of booger,
You are messin'
With a cougar..
I could scare off
Freddy Krueger
If all fails
Inside my coat's this
Faithful Luger..

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Total Votes: 9

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Guy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't mess with Da Farce. Expertly crafted. Best Muddah/Faddah I've seen yet. Refs and subs too many too mention but all are way over the top. Let's see, there's the Judo learned from the cousin, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Germans and Ethel Mermans and Krueger and the luger and more. This made me LOL.
alvin - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious lines throughtout capped with a wonderful final line...excellent work
Meriadoc - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
You got me all the way back with the herd of bison line.. :-)
littleMissFaithful - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir ~L'Air du Farce~ . . . It rings cute, while carrying your 'stamp' of ~AirDuFarce~ style! I will defintely share the German lines with my family this weekend. Danke, Mein LieberHerr.
Red Ant - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW= A Force to be reckoned With. Great write with a perfect ending.
Invisible Boy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved it. This is one of the best I've seen from you. Great rhymes and jokes. Excellent !
Matthias - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
And this is a reason you need to sign in, start going to this website: and participating in this contest: . I mean seriously what's been keeping you away from the contests man? This could seriously podium in SOTM!!!
Guy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I must agree with Mattias on the SOTM and other comps. You and Alvin both have enough good material to be serious contenders on the comp boards.
AFW - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, alvin, Merri, RA, IB, Matthias...and Guy, again..appreciate suggestions, may consider it in the future...kept pretty busy with other website humor contests I enter, etc...
Peregrin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff AFW!
AFW - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin

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