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Song Parodies -> "Sixteen Ken Dolls"
Original Song Title:
"Sixteen Candles"
Original Performer:
Airfarcewon
Parody Song Title:
"Sixteen Ken Dolls"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Sixteen Ken dolls
So blue eyed and bright
..Storage War prize
That I bought, tonight, (that I bought tonight)
(Oh)
Great "Fifties" Ken dolls
Blonde and boxed, like new
Searching and hoping,
There'll be Barbies, too (but no Barbies, too)
My bid was sixteen, (sixteen)
Hundred, dollars I mean, (auctioning)
I bought the prettiest, loveliest prize,
I've ever seen (I've ever seen)
(Oh!)
Sixteen Ken dolls
Make my green eyes glow
I'm know with appraisal,
They'll bring lots of dough, (they'll bring lots of dough)
High bid was sixteen, (sixteen)
Franklins, hundreds, I mean, (auctioning)
And they're the prettiest, loveliest guys,
I've ever seen (I've ever seen)
(Oh!)
Sixteen Ken dolls,
Standing in a row
But the man just told me,
These dolls are "8-0", (and not worth much dough)
Bad news, whoa, whoa, whoa...
So blue eyed and bright
..Storage War prize
That I bought, tonight, (that I bought tonight)
(Oh)
Great "Fifties" Ken dolls
Blonde and boxed, like new
Searching and hoping,
There'll be Barbies, too (but no Barbies, too)
My bid was sixteen, (sixteen)
Hundred, dollars I mean, (auctioning)
I bought the prettiest, loveliest prize,
I've ever seen (I've ever seen)
(Oh!)
Sixteen Ken dolls
Make my green eyes glow
I'm know with appraisal,
They'll bring lots of dough, (they'll bring lots of dough)
High bid was sixteen, (sixteen)
Franklins, hundreds, I mean, (auctioning)
And they're the prettiest, loveliest guys,
I've ever seen (I've ever seen)
(Oh!)
Sixteen Ken dolls,
Standing in a row
But the man just told me,
These dolls are "8-0", (and not worth much dough)
Bad news, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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No joke, I used to collect the rare Bild Lilli dolls from Germany and the Asian knock-offs but sadly had to sell my collection when times went bad. For an investment of only $600 I reaped $3k from a collector instantly. There was also a Bild Lilli movie in German starring Anne Smyner and I had the Bild Zeitung comics too. Great parody- 555!!!
I once did an inventory of a collection of Ninja Turtle memorabilia and action figures. Great marketing idea. Whenever you came up with a new feature, the collector would have to buy four new figures.
Awww.... pity you didn't get an 'Earring Magic' Ken in the batch, apparently they're worth a small fortune! Still, hopefully a brace of 555s will make up for it... a little... ;^)
I know about the dolls Barbie and Ken, but Wild Child JIN like his child Tarzan from Disney's Tarzan 2 (The Legend Begins) doll better! :-) But me also like your parody too! :-) 555!
I was very curious about the title, and I wasn't disappointed with the lyrics. One of my good friends is a doll collector, and he has incredible collection of GI Joe's and the various paraphernalia. Fun to read.
Title o' the day!
Thanks all, for V & C
Lord L'air de Farce . . . I loved to stroke the Ken doll's crrrrrrew, Sir !
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