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"Body Lice"

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The Lyrics

You can blame the full moon for this and the other parodies of "Edelweiss" I wrote over the last few days.
Body lice, body lice
'Round me swarm indiscretely
They lay nits in my pits
And seem determined to eat me.

Above and below they consume and grow
In pubes and nose, wherever
Body lice, body lice
Curse you gosh damn blood-letters!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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tjc - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it lots, in fact I can't Quell the feeling...
LucidLupin - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I have an itch for licey songs - this is a good 'un ;)
Jar Jar Binx - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh no, not another blank performer field again. I presume "Sound Of Music" is the original artist.
carol - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5's now that I've managed to stop scratching.
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Disturbingly funny, fives
Nanny nit - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment pretties! All of you are filled with delectible food!
alvin rhodes - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
nits in the
PMS - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks tjc, Lucid,carol, Larry, Nanny and alvin. Glad to know some of my writing is up to scratch. Jar Jar, sorry, yes, it was the cast of TSOM.
jjb - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, so you must resubmit it with the performer name there; nullstring performers are not okay.
Tommy Turtle - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
The full moon makes you crabby, huh? lol - aggravates the PMS? heh heh. You and a lot of others -- disproportionate number of women "cycle" on the full moon, and a lot of men and other wild animals get wilder, as well.
Old cure for crabs, from Jr. Hi Schl: Get a blow torch and an ice pick. Torch half your patch, and when the lice run to the other half, stab 'em with the ice pick.
Five Hives... I see you did several "Edelweiss" parodies this day. My all-time fav, which I can't remember, but never forget the title: "Heidi Fleiss" (actual name of big-scandal "Madam to the Stars" in L.A.)

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