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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Wanna Be a Doughboy"

Original Song Title:

"Errrbody"

Original Performer:

Yo Gotti

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Wanna Be a Doughboy"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

This song always makes me think of Pop n' Fresh
Everybody wanna be a doughboy
Everybody wanna give a poke boy
Everybody gotta “Hmmm Hmmm!”
Everybody got an oven
Everybody say they make from scratch
Everybody say they real but they Pillsbury
Every cook really is a bad cook
Everybody need a graham cracker pie plate (We ain't got graham crackers)
Everybody say they started on a diet now they eat them all
Had an easy bake in the 90's
Really baked cookies with my momma, won’t you ask about me
Cookies, brownies, biscuits, cake
Four course meal, I got full off the sweet rolls
Y’Know I really got cookies right beside me
Really got brownies in my oven
They’re chocolate and they're salted caramel
And I really got pastries with the cream cheese
Turning right on my metallic egg timer, flaky biscuit on my collar
I maneuver the turnover with the apple and the cherry
Entre consumer, pursuin' every crescent till I get 'em
Got a crew of bakers who will get pop n’ fresh, if it's pop n’ fresh
Ya'll newer bakers ain't really pop n’ fresh, that's what’s pop n’ fresh
Got a crew of bakers come to bake with pop n’ fresh, that's what pop n’ fresh
And we gone bake some Grands, homestyle, butter tastin’
Everybody said, that they blamin’ everybody;
Everybody sayin' that I'm eatin’ everybody’s Lil Turnovers
Everybody wanna be a doughboy
Everybody wanna give a poke boy
Everybody gotta “Hmmm Hmmm!”
Everybody got an oven
Everybody say they make from scratch
Everybody say they real but they Pillsbury
Every cook really is a bad cook
Everybody need a graham cracker pie plate (We got crust, but it’s dough) (I said there's pie here for Everybody)
Everybody say they started on a diet now they eat them all
Screw that, we're still on the bottom shelf
Anybody get it
Had to leave the kitchen 'cause I think I burned somethin'
Why these bakers buy organic when they really just the same?
My fault, they’re just supporting small business
Really am a partner with General Mills
Really cleaned out the kitchen, really, really made some bread
I'm a different type of baker, I'ma stay in the kitchen
I like different type of biscuits, plain, buttermilk, and homestyle
Why everybody tryna get Grands, I tryna get flaky crust
And every burnt biscuit is a morsel
And everybody eating pound cake, hashtag pop n’ fresh made it
Yeah, everybody got problems
I know a lot of bakers dead broke
Livin' check to check, waitin' for the label to go on sale
Screw that, I'm in every store
Cooking still grinnin'
I done pull up in the white chef hat and ass, ascot, wearin'
Everybody wanna be a doughboy
Everybody wanna give a poke boy
Everybody gotta “Hmmm Hmmm!”
Everybody got an oven
Everybody say they make from scratch
Everybody say they real but they Pillsbury
Every cook really is a bad cook
Everybody need a graham cracker pie plate (We got crust, but it’s dough)
Everybody say they started on a diet now they eat them all
I said there's crescent rolls here for Everybody, Everybody
(My turnovers are done!)
Everybody wanna say that they the best baker on earth (on earth)
Too full of the biscuits, eat ‘em till I choke
Need a pat on the back 'til I burp
I've been making sweet rolls every day
Since before bakers started wearing these skirts (skirts)
And this bread that I make like a 9 to 5
So every day I be puttin' in work, let's go
Everybody ain't built for the kitchen (nah)
Everybody ain't got this hat (this hat)
Everybody got 99 cents
But I got sacks of toaster strudels
I eat that that Raspberry, that Boston Creme
That Blueberry, that Cream Cheese (strudel)
Thousand island dressing’s not for cakes, mother told me not to experiment
I'm Pop n’ Fresh
While I was on my 4th, ya'll was on your 3rd
Never cooked a hamburger, never cooked a bird
But I kill any baker baking cake, makin’ pancakes
I’m on aisle 16 and that's my mother lovin’ word
If you gone to the medicine aisle, just come back around
So I'm guessin' everybody can't catch up
How we go to CGI from Claymation scripts?
Tell these bakers I'm next up
Everybody wanna be a doughboy
Everybody wanna give a poke boy
Everybody gotta “Hmmm Hmmm!”
Everybody got an oven
Everybody say they make from scratch
Everybody say they real but they Pillsbury
Every cook really is a bad cook
Everybody need a graham cracker pie plate (We got crust, but it’s dough)
Everybody say they started on a diet now they eat them all
I said there's biscuits here for Everybody, Everybody

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