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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Strawberry Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Roll On Columbia"

Original Performer:

Woody Guthrie

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Strawberry Cow"

Parody Written by:

The Strawberry Animals Fanbase

The Lyrics

From the creator of Strawberry Ranch, is an ode to the internet's most famous bovine! The song was inspired by the “Strawberry Cow”, by bbgrill. The arrangement of the song should be a remake of Woody Guthrie's version.
[VERSE 1]
Come sit beside me in the sun’s warming shine
And though I’m an animal, I’m friendly and fine
What makes me special in this world I call mine
Is I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 2]
I sure love to sing, just wait until I moo
I’m all pink and white with no traces of blue
Singing my heart out its what I love to do
For I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 3]
I can sure produce strawberry milk
All pink with the flavor and not white as silk
I’m sure you’ll admit I make very good milk
Since I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 4]
I’m sweeter than strawberry flavor ice cream
I smile much bigger than the sun’s morning beam
Why don’t we go down to the strawberry stream
As I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 5]
Listen to the bumblebees as we hear them swarm
From flower to flower pollinating with charm
Oh I feel so happy and free of all harm
For I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 6]
The grass where I lay leaves a bed in my trace
And I am you go to for life’s peaceful place
A wonder feeling that will clear up your face
I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 7]
Come on along and follow the white flowers
You could be hanging here for quite a few hours
When I’ve got a barn I don’t need any towers
For I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[VERSE 8]
So now that you know me, a friendly bovine
And though I may be one I am very divine
What makes me special you know it right now
I am the Strawberry Cow

[CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
I’m very adorable that you might go wow
I am the Strawberry Cow

[FINAL CHORUS]
I am the Strawberry Cow
I am the Strawberry Cow
Together we'll frolic, and I'll sing it now
I am the Strawberry Cow
I hope you fellas enjoyed this song! Let's forward this to the strawberry animal community and see if we can get Sarah Heinke to sing this in Strawberry Shortcake's voice!

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Me - September 28, 2022 - Report this comment
Better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes I guess.

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