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Song Parodies -> "Walk This Way"

Original Song Title:

"Perform This Way"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Walk This Way"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

My mama told me when I was going out
Act like a runner
Save your allowance, we need to walk
And someday you will go far
Now on exercises, well, I'm hard to see
The man follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a runner like this
Back off and enjoy your ride!

I'm sure my man will say you walk over number of times
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I walk this way
I might be walking bigger or maybe even be smaller
It doesn't mean 4 or 5 times -- I walk this way

Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way

I'll be a runner or walker
I'll be a human slower
'Cause every day is walking
For me...

I'm so completely original
My new look is all the gage
I'll wrap my small banners 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear nothing on my head
That's nothing
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Qui pourrait marcher à droite? (Who could walk right?)

Got my straight jacket today, it's made of black coats
No, not because I'm crazy - I walk this way
I run and tap with socks, cover myself below is shoes
I'll bet you've never seen a walker worn this way

Don't be offended when you see
My latest running monstrosity
I'm good, nice, perfect, great, alive
I'm Iron Man, I'm Scooby-Doo
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear jackets after schools
'Cause baby, I wall this way

Hope you won't think it's cliché if I move slower
Don't call 911 now, baby, I walk this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely dead, I walk this way, yeah

I was this way-hey, I walk this way-hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
I walk this way-hey, I walk this way-hey
I'm really not dead -- I just walk this way-hey

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