"Oh, don't you dare drop that.
Just recycle it, please."
I said, "It’s just some trash."
She said,
"Shut up and plant a tree!"
This woman is a nature geek.
She said, "Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"

Corporate goons for profit scheme,
their chemicals polluted all our streams.
Helpless to the CO2 and steam,
oh, we are bound to kill this planet,
bound to kill this planet.
She hit my arm
before I dropped a napkin.
She took it from me and said,

"Oh, don't you dare drop that.
Just recycle it, please."
I said, "It’s just some trash."
She said, "Shut up and plant a tree!"
This woman is a nature geek.
She said, "Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"

A sage green vest and some brown khakis.
My tree-hugging naturalist, eagle freak.
I felt it in my chest as she yelled at me.
She said we were bound to kill the planet,
bound to kill the planet.
She hit my arm
before I dropped a napkin.
She took it from me and said,

"Oh, don't you dare drop that.
Just recycle it, please."
I said, "It’s just some trash."
She said, "Shut up and plant a tree!"
This woman is a nature geek.
She said, "Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"

Oh, grow on, earth!
Deep in her eyes,
I think I see a garden.
I realize this is our last chance.
She hit my arm.
before I dropped a napkin.
She took it from me and said...

"Oh, don't you dare drop that.
Just recycle it, please."
I said, "It’s just some trash."
She said, "Shut up and plant a tree!"
This woman is a nature geek.
She said, "Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant!"

"Oh, don't you dare drop that.
Just recycle it, please."
I said, "It’s just some trash."
She said, "Shut up and plant a tree!"
This woman is a nature geek.
She said, "Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"

"Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"
"Ooh, ooh, hoo...
Shut up and plant a tree!"